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11/30/2014 2:03:27 AM
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BA Silent Dude right here lol.
Here's one for ya:
[b]The I'm Not A Noob Guy[/b]
1. This player has done the raid twice but somehow knows everything about it.
2. Immediately grabs the relic only to die within the first 60 seconds of holding it.
3. When told to throw solar grenades at the Templar they ask, why?
4. When told not to grab said chest they ask, why?
5. Dies falling to the secret chest. Somehow manages to not screw the Gorgon's Maze up.
6. Dies repeatedly by ledge after the jumping puzzle. You know which one I'm talking about. The one where if you try to walk alongside of it it pushes you off.
7. Somehow walks into the gatekeeper as it is exploding.
8. "We're out. Everyone to the middle to defend the conflux." "Where's the middle?" or "What's a conflux?" Sometimes both.
9. "I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!! CLEAN MEEEE!!!" *Holding the relic.*
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Edited by Zephyr: 12/1/2014 4:29:29 PMYou forgot the players who jump in the middle before the relic user is there and get blasted by Atheon. Love those guys. Other goodies are what I like to call the Self-Proclaimed Low Level Badass or High Level Unprepared Badass. The Self-Proclaimed Low Level Badass is the guy who joins a normal raid at level 25 with all blue armor and weapons. When told they are too low-level for the raid, they reply with "but I've done the raid on normal 3 times already and I carried the team." Similarly, the High Level Unprepared Badass is the guy who joins a hard raid at level 30 but without maxed out weapons. Also claims they carried the team in the past. No, you did not "carry the team". The poor SoB who was paired with you carried your ass and you just think that your the one outputting the higher DPS.
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The "I think taking the Spirit Bloom chest will magically do anything" guy
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It doesn't. It's just an ordinary chest. Wanna know how to get the special chest? You don't let Templar teleport. You go find a red ring, and stay in it. Or you just cheese him.
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#4 if you didn't know, grabbing the spirit bloom chest actually does nothing to the Templar chest. It only despawns if someone enters the maze
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Good job kind sit
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Spit my drink at #9
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Haha these are my favorite guys to run with. I love first timers. It's -blam!-ing hilarious
