Just Incase you don't know, there are 4 different types of VoGers, the Narcissist, the Helper, the Newbie and the BA Silent dude.
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This thread is just for lolzies! Don't get offended if you happen to be one of them!
The Helper is the kind of guy who helps out the Newbies and tends to get things done.
The Newbie is a guy who has only played VoG a couple of times. They usually get yelled at by the Narcissist.
The Narcissist is the annoying guy who does not much but tells people what to do, and treats people like idiots if they ask a simple question.
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[b]Sias[/b]
The professional, he eats, breathes and sleeps the raid. If you have questions, go Blam!- yourself, noob. If you've never done a part a certain way, clearly you're holding the group back. If by chance you die in the hard raid you need to be kicked. The only person who can die is him, because you should have been there to help with that praetorian or obviously the game glitched. When you go back and check the stats, this world eating bad ass has the most deaths and the least kills.
[b]Sias[/b]
The Mavericks, he'd just as soon run off on his own and blaze his own trail. He always knows the best routes and methods so why would he listen to the group. In the gorgon route he takes alternate paths, when it changes the Gorgon's path it's clearly your fault. He's gonna pick up the relic before anyone gets a chance, when he dies it was your fault you didn't help clear the mobs because you had to focus shots for oracles. [/spoiler]
The BA Silent Dude is the one guy who doesn't talk a lot, only when important, but they tend to get fecal matter done. If they're the fire team leader, they tend to boot Narcissists.
Leaders:
Joeyoungfitz
[quote]They are the guys that are between the helpers and the narcissists. They lead the group and explain every step and everyone's role. They accept newbies or level 29 for hard raids if they can hold their own and listen and follow directions[/quote]
Lap Dogs:
Sias,
[quote]The lap dog, this yes man is accompanying his friend who is the real deal. He spends the raid taking cues from said friend while ridiculing anyone else's mistakes. His actions ineptitude does not matter cause his boy is carrying you scrubs.[/quote]
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I'm silent dude while lfg. With friends I'm "obnoxiously drunk dude that everyone amazed is still getting crit shots and running relic properly, who may occasionally jump off a ledge accidentally "
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What about the Sherpas? The guys that genuinely want to help out the newbies
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Necrbump
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I love running relic. So much fun
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This is accurate.
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You forgot LEROY JENKINS!!!!
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I'm a mix of BA and leader I would rather keep silent but a lot of time someone needs to step in and take reigns when everything is goin tits up.
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Lol I'm the BA Silent Dude. I remember one time a friend tells me "Why aren't you speaking?" And I'm like "Do you want me to speak?" I literally only speak if they ask my word about something or when giving instructions/details (or when I get that weapon/armor I needed because -blam!- YEAH FINALLY) This is my frequent bank of words I use: Right Left Center Preatorian Legions Oracles Done Ok Mars Venus Get out, 5 seconds left Over here Behind you I'll do it Don't use your revive yet Is everyone ready? Sorry, got kicked by an ant Damn I died Need help Shoot the oracles Open the portal Don't jump or run, they can smell your fear.
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The Archivist: That guy who knows everything there is to know about the VoG and Destiny in general and yet has only had 1, maybe 2 raid clears. If you need to know anything, just ask them. If you need anything done, ask someone else.
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i tend to start silent listen to who they wanna run it incase they are all mates then chat but try just talk what and where things are happening but i can happily yell at the crap players no excuses for being a retard, 1st time for trying sumin sure but dont ask whats this then i tell you then ignore me and 5 others lol just shows your in idiot and aint listening. this while i hit most of the kills while the other guy yaps how good he is and hes got it covered while im covering him
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I'm definitely a BA Silent dude since all 12 raids I've completed I have never said a single word lol.
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I do not mean to Flatter myselF, but i am none oF those. I would consider myselF the GOR. "God oF Raiding." Here's why. I Know the VOG inside and out. I have done the raid countless times and have beaten it 45 times+ Whenever there is someone who doesn't know exactly what they're doing. I try to structurally break down each step For them and my team to given us the best chance oF completion. I do what needs done, and am ALWAYS on top of callouts, backing teamates up, soloing gatekeepers, confluxes if needed. If something goes wrong there is always a backup plan and myself and others are quick for change and adaption. I've carried countless people, and made sure I picked up their slack, so I wouldn't drag the team down. 3 lvl 30's of each character to combat any situation, every exotic armor and weapon, besides for universal remote and Skullfront helm. Not to Brag, I'm the guy you want on your Raid team. I'm also the guy who's in a clan with each player exactly on the same page as I. Not everyone contributes negatively, is too timid, hypocritical, unskilled, or clueless. Yeah, we ALL used to have ALL of those attributes, but we all have advanced to become one of the players you described or better. Give the community some Credit! :) [b]It's full of amazing individuals! [/b] and maybe no-lifes like me ;)
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What about The Comedian. They person that tries to lighten the mood if the Vault is taking too long or just make everyone laugh so it's a good time. Because that's how I roll.
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I just shoot shit.
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What if you're the loud obnoxious guy who probably annoys everyone but knows what he's doing
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Hurhurhur I'm the BA silent dude like everyone else. I clearly show I am the BA silent dude by informing you of my BA status. (Note this is the only time I break my silence, just so you know that I'm the BA silent dude)
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BA Silent Dude checking in.
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What about The Comedian...? Not the shotgun. Ahaha hahaha hahah ahahah ahhahahaha ha heh.
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In before everyone is BA Silent Dude
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We have a set raid crew, all members of our clan. Our leader well leads us and he's sort of a narcissist but he can hold his own for sure. First time on hard raid 3 people died on the oracles. 2 that were helping down below and 1 up top. He proceeded to kill all the oracles that we couldn't see down below while killing snipers and other enemies through 4 rounds of oracles by himself without dying. We beat that part because of him. I know this May not seem impressive to some of you but I was pretty amazed.
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Edited by UnboundRelyks: 12/4/2014 3:23:04 PMI'm closest to the silent one. I don't talk much during the raid, except for important stuff(Calling out Praetorians, Oracles during Templar, where we've been teleported during Atheon, etc).
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Lol I know a few lap dogs
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Leader/Narcissist/BA Depends on group & mood
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I move around from leader to BA silent dude. I lead a lot and work with people to help them understand doing the raid legit. But when everyone freaks and starts doing their own thing. I stop talking and kill things. Have had to solo both portals before bc the group couldn't get it done. Run in portal, kill gatekeeper. Drop relic after I cleanse myself to someone outside. Run to past portal. Take gatekeeper down to one shot, run out for cleanse and then run back in. Kill gatekeeper, grab relic and run out and hope and pray everyone doesn't die protecting the conflux against praetorians that are easy to kill as long as you don't get hit. (Because we all know they regenerate health if they hit you).
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I guess im a helper.
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Raid leader here. \^^/