[quote]Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.[/quote]
Nice.
Or, conversely:
[quote]When you ejaculate on a womans back while she's sleeping and attach a midget to her back. Therefore forming a strong bond between the midget and her. Making her and the midget resemble the characters from the N64 game Banjo-Kazooie.
"She said she had a headache so I banjo-kazooied that hooker."[/quote]
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[quote]When you ejaculate on a womans back while she's sleeping and attach a midget to her back. Therefore forming a strong bond between the midget and her. Making her and the midget resemble the characters from the N64 game Banjo-Kazooie. "She said she had a headache so I banjo-kazooied that hooker."[/quote] Okay then... disturbing image.
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You want disturbing. Search flaming dragon or donkey punch on the urban dictionary.
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Alabama hot pocket bro
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Alabama hot pocket [quote]the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards) Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.[/quote] XD
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That's. . . unsanitary
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This wasn't my idea to look it up.
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