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Edited by FalconStrike98: 11/9/2014 5:45:08 PM
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What's the urban definition of your name?

[b]Step 1:[/b] Click the link [b]Step 2:[/b] Search your name/username [b]Step 3:[/b] Pick one of top 3 definitions. [b]Step 4:[/b] Share below. [spoiler]You don't need to share your IRL name if you would like, but at least share its definition.[/spoiler] Let's see if what you find is accurate. If it isn't, at least it's funny. I'll keep my name out of it, but here it is. [quote][u]"Blank"[/u] A person that is the biggest and baddest ninja you will ever meet in your entire life.[/quote] I've decided to add the first definition that actually shows up for my name and is pretty accurate. Self esteem level, [+1] [quote]The kindest and coolest person you will ever know. Known to be loved by all. known for strength and courage.[/quote] [spoiler][b]Edit #1[/b] I'll check back in the morning, but keep them coming. Some of these have provided me a very well needed laugh. Cookies for everyone![/spoiler] [spoiler][b]Edit #2[/b] Back and trying to respond to most, glad for the participation. More cookies for you![/spoiler] [b][u]Edit #3[/u][/b] I realize that step 2 is not possible for some people. If it isn't then try something similar or share something random. [spoiler][b][u]Edit #4[/u][/b] Dang, almost 450 comments! Thanks flood, it may seem like a small amount but it's my best thread so far. :D[/spoiler]

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  • Russian name meaning large penis

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    • [quote]ushan 1. To be over analytical especially when concerning women 2. To make a detailed plan that is highly infeasible[/quote] Yup, pretty much.

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    • Edited by PoweredByClovers: 11/11/2014 5:07:05 AM
      Andrew: [spoiler]A good Andrew is a rare type. He's very popular yet very secluded and has few close friends that he is very open to. He likes everyone and is disliked by almost none and rarely turns down a favor. An Andrew is not always hot but is always attractive, mainly for his quiet coolness and his looks. All girls want him. Andrew's are athletic, cautiosly dangerous, and funny. Those lucky enough to date Andrew will be the happiest girl ever. He's always faithful, kind, amazing in bed (or wherever you want him) because he's a sex god, and is intensely caring. He still owns a part of every girl he's been with. If Andrew is you're friend, he will always be. Andrew is always up for anything and loves to be constantly active. He has his moments of being a dick but apologises and forgives. He gets into crazy situations but gets out without a scratch and stays calm. He's almost always got a plan and is great at on-the-spot thinking. He's very smart but not in a nerd way and is very good at everything he does yet doesn't often admit his talents. He's got great taste in music and dresses differently but its still cool. He's always full throttle until he feels like crashing, then he will sleep where he falls. Andrew doesn't care what people think of him because he and everyone that knows him knows he is immortal and godlike but rarely looks down on others. That's because Andrew is a god and is the most awesome person you can ever have the honour of meeting and is unforgettable.[/spoiler] Didn't expect that.

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    • Josh - Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul. [i]Only reason why i'm still alive is because Josh hasn't found me yet![/i] [spoiler]Personally...I would never use puppies.[/spoiler]

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      • carter THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL EVERR MEET IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD who is that really cool person? oh thats carter

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        • Edited by Piickleboyy: 11/9/2014 11:34:58 PM
          Logan I picked three of my favorite ones -the sexiest man alive -or a creature lurking in the Romanian countryside it is a sexilicious man-beast -or a measurement for penis size,ex. My penis is two logans long

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          • Edited by CharlieAlphaSeve: 11/8/2014 10:45:51 PM
            [quote][i]A -blam!-ing asshole who should commit suicide and die in a -blam!-ing hole. He is also a virgin. [/i][/quote] That describes me well.

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            • Connor- person with large penis. "omg look at the size of it he must be a connor" Connor is lad/Guy who is Very Sexy, is known by all girls as Sexy Connor and is so -blam!-ing cool. Hung like a horse. I wish i was Connor An ultimate word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or phrase. i gotta take a connor. holy connor.son of a connor. your mom cooks connor meals. connor. your a connor lover. -blam!- this and may connor have mercy on your soul These are all cop/ pasted

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            • term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway. Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug. Oh my god yus XD

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            • O'Reilly 1.Masturbation during phone sex, using a vibrator in your anus. 2. An O'Reilly is the act of jacking off with something up your ass while on the phone. 3. First known mutant born with the ability to stop objects in a 50 mile radius from spinning. Vin: Hey man lets get drunk and go to the top of the revolving restaurant and puke on the people below. Praks: No point man we would only puke in one place, O'Reilly is in town to go hunting with Cheney. 4. Creatures having some semblance or connection to, or may actually be The Beast Examples include: Satan, Lucifer, the Morningstar, Old Scratch, Old Nick, Prince of Darkness, Greg O'Reilly 5. A word to describe someone who is very stupid. Must only be used after someone says/does something that is unbelievably, astonishingly, incredibly stupid. I do say I prefer number 4 over the rest.

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              • O'Reilly 1.Masturbation during phone sex, using a vibrator in your anus.

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              • Edited by Deleted235708: 11/6/2014 4:24:44 PM
                [quote]DeeJ A Spastic, Usually One Who Cant Walk its deeeej your walking is deej like[/quote] [quote]Deej The act of smoking marijuana in a public setting under any given circumstance. "Dude theres a lady right over there, we shouldn't smoke here." "Dude its alright, we'll just pull a deej."[/quote] [quote]deej Another word for a cigarette. You wanna go smoke a deej?[/quote] [quote]deej deej: the act of leg humping someone into oblivion and past the point of creepiness on an IRC chat(I.E. chat.motherless.com) that girl got deej'd last night on IRC[/quote] [quote]Deej Deej refers to that horrific "friend zone", in which one is completed neglected as a possible hook-up opportunity or dating possibility. Jessica, he's treating you like a total deej. He just acted like you're one of the bro's...[/quote] [quote]Deej An unfortunate event, one that usually involves losing money. But it can be used in other contexts. I deej'd about $75 in that hand of poker.[/quote]

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                • I don't even understand my name. This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.  Other definitions are thought to be:  Tao  Chi  The Great Spirit  Chuck Norris  Energy  Infinity  Sublime  ect  Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.  The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed. Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

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                • [b]Colton[/b] [quote]A cool kid Some one who is very chill or laid back "Look at that cool kid" "Yeah he is so Colton"[/quote] Lol what? There's gotta be a mistake.

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                • [b]Lorenzo[/b] [quote]A lorenzo is the smart guy that also is insanely good at sports and basically anything he does. He is the Jack of all traits. He is a born leader with an extreme love for his country. He Looks great in aviator glasses. A lorenzo will most likely be an officer in the military or be a leader in what ever field of work he chooses. Lorenzo is Extremely Italian and loves Italy even if he didn't grow up there. He is very determined, excels in everything he does and is a really nice guy. Will one day become president[/quote] I'm not even Italian :/

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                  • Paul: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect A= Aweseome U= Unique L=Legend. Paul is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.

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                  • [quote]A super-villain in the Marvel comics universe. Ultron is a product of Hank Pym's continued attempts to prove that he is the single worst super-hero in the universe. Hank Pym: I think I'll start experimenting with high-intelligence robotics! Ultron: I am Ultron, time to kill everyone *vanishes* Hank Pym: -blam!- [/quote] Hehehehehe I like the man who wrote this.

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                    • apparently I'm bisexual

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                    • backbone 1) having guts or balls 2)the "behind the scenes" guy(s) of an outfit or group who do a signficant contribution to something but don't get as much recognition. Second only to the heart and soul.

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                    • Im a beautiful girl, with lots of love for everyone.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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                      • Sexy and the best friend you could ask for

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                      • andrew Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser

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                      • Jared:The rawest niggga god could create Other:,a man of great achevements

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                      • Edited by Juhoveli: 11/8/2014 5:08:34 PM
                        I live here. [quote][b][u]Finland[/u][/b] The country that invented malotov cocktails then with skis rifles and malotov cocktails kicked the ass of a country 100 times their size. Russia got owned 8 casualties to 1. Holy shit did Russia get its ass kicked by Finland again? by Ryan Lind September 19, 2005 [/quote] Edit: [quote]And The real Santa Claus is from here, not from the North Pole. [/quote] Edit 2: [quote]A nice country with beautiful nature. Everything is pretty well organised. The food is great. Education is perfect. The hospitals are like 5 stars hotels. Low criminality rate. You don't need any drugs to get stoned as the constant darkness makes you feel stoned for at least 2 weeks after you arrive there until you get used to it. People drink too much and they get ridiculous, like vomiting everywhere, pee on the street in front of other people (women do it, too, I was a witness) and give blow jobs in clubs' toilets. It's so weird, how come they always need to get so drunk to have fun or flirt. The clubs close very early. If you don't like heavy metal music, you won't be happy if you live there. Nononono don't sit here, there is vomit all over this couch Ohhh I forgot we are in Finland[/quote]

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                      • "The greatest American who ever lived. Organized the sons of liberty which kicked the british out of the United States of america (not yet called that at the time though). I am drunk at the moment. " Weird definition Urban dictionary.... True but still weird...

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                        • Tanner- -blam!-s like a tiger. Ravenous sexual appetite. Everytime he comes he produces a quart. Makes every woman he sleeps with him sex slave forever. Wow last night i had sex with a tanner. My room was soaked!

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