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Edited by Stealth Muffin: 9/20/2014 8:59:10 PM... Or did he even have parents...
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... possibly raised by his older sister...
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...Or by his 13 year old dog that forgot how to bark... [spoiler][/spoiler]Could do this all day.
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... and a wayward cat that thought it was a penguin...
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... Or his great Aunt Helga who locked him in the cellar for 5 days...
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... or a volleyball with a face painted on it...