I was dating my girlfriend, now wife, in 2007 and we were both working at this restaurant. We've just started dating and my 18th birthday was coming up so we both decided that we took the day off from work to do the sexy time at her place. I thought all my years of watching pr0nz on the internet would have made me into a sex god but I was totally clueless when we both undressed. Anyways, long story short, I ended up getting a major leg cramp during doggy. It was a really, really bad cramp and my girlfriend spent 10 minutes massaging my leg to make it feel better.
We got married 3 years ago.
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I want to say that's sad but honestly it's kinda cute and cool. Well done sir
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so bad ass lol. Congrats.