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Edited by OutHouse:
7/7/2014 12:07:42 PM
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Where did you Lose Your Virginity?
Ill start.
Year 2000. Going into freshman year of HS. Was at a dance with another girl, she went for cheerleader pics ( no she was not good looking). Met another girl on dance floor. Saw her again later that night when everyone was out for dinner. Got her number. Met up a week later. Banged her in passenger seat of her car in a parking lot.
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4 RepliesI've slept with [u]countless[/u] girls. [spoiler]zero is countless[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThere are many things the Master Chief and I have not in common. And one of them is luck. I have extremely shitty luck in regards to women.
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1 ReplyI've been trying to lose that damn thing, but it's hanging in there like a champ.
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on this furm is was so ........
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Damn..ill need to ask my girlfriend cause...weve done it just about everywhere and i cant remember where was first
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In a McDonald's restroom
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1 ReplyThe pickle slicer[spoiler]if you know what I mean *nudge nudge *wink wink.[/spoiler]
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With my wife on our honeymoon lol
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In a vagina
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In a girlfriends Volkswagen
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Edited by Panda: 11/28/2014 3:04:14 AMOn the silken sheets of a Holiday Inn while I pounded your mom. Front and back. I had to put a paper bag over her head because I couldn't bare to see that face riddled with down syndrome. She was still pretty fresh though. I popped her cherry and broke her walls which means you're probably adopted. But don't worry. I smashed her box so hard it has been reduced to a cardboard box that was struck by a tornado. I tore that whore ass bitch the -blam!- up. Next time you see her she may be limping around because I dislocated her spine and left a slight fracture in her pelvis while I porked the -blam!- out of her. Don't worry, I used the college money of yours she gave me to plow her towards the hospital bill. I took her down to some Mexican surgeon in a back alley way in Guatemala so that I could pocket most of the cash she gave me while I blasted her clit. In fact I think I forgot her down in that shit hole so there's a chance that you may never see your whore mother again. But don't worry. I 'll put the money she gave me to fork her asshole to good use. I might use it on your sister who works at a strip club in Vegas actually. Not one of those fancy ones you find in the casinos, the ones you find at the corner of Slut St and Whore Ln. In case you haven't noticed, I'm saying your sister is a filthy cheap slut. I would know because I bought her. Funny story because she wound up giving me money to blow her shabby puss..... .... .... Your grandma is actually pretty good in bed too despite the fact that she's an age-old, decrepit, wrinkly, liver spot spackled, fogie, whore, slut, bitch.
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Her basement, her parents were upstairs,
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In a mini van behind a warehouse
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Ummmmm[spoiler]I'm a virgin ;_;[/spoiler]
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On my bed, in my room.
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Living room floor
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7 RepliesLast September, in a girl's bedroom first night I got to Uni.
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On the living room couch
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Girlfriends house, sophomore year.
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6 RepliesI'm about to tomorrow
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3 RepliesIn a meat processing plant.
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In the future
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Never land
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In prison
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1 ReplyEdited by STREET BLAZER: 7/12/2014 6:34:31 PMI was too drunk to care that night
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8 RepliesWell... I lost my virginity in my car, but my first time having what I call sex (Passion, emotion, intense love) is still in the works. I'm attempting to get back together with my ex-ex girlfriend because honestly she's about the only women in this world I can't live without, unfortunately she has a boyfriend (sorta, idk. They aren't very close) and she doesn't even recognize I exist hardly. Work in progress!
