"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We apologize but due to bad weather we are going to land at Detroit Metropolitan Airport for the night. Sleeping pillows and space will be provided in the terminal."
English
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"For personal protection, we will be passing out rifles from the small arms locker."
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DTW is a huge Delta hub, and has a dope ass Sky Lounge with free food. My frequent flyer miles would be put to good use.
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That would suck. And [i]Detroit,[/i] too? Good luck keeping your cargo overnight.