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4/13/2013 3:33:39 AM
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Things you wouldn't want to hear an airplane pilot say
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1 Reply"Anybody else see lost?"
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"and if you look up you will see the ground..."
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Our destination is New York City, 42nd floor. Our estimated time of arrival is 8:46 AM.
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[spoiler][quote]"I'm sorry guys, I'm gonna have to sit this one out!"[/quote][/spoiler] [spoiler][quote]"Ahhh, help me! I've got a bogey on my tail!"[/quote][/spoiler] [spoiler][quote]"Hey Einstein, I'm on your side!"[/quote][/spoiler] [spoiler][quote]"Location confirmed. Sending supplies."[/quote][/spoiler]
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"I hate my -blam!-ing LIFE!"
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3 Replies"I think I can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Here, watch."
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2 RepliesSum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo Ho Lee Fuk Bang Ding Ow
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1 Reply"Hold onto your butts"
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Edited by Flawless Cowboy: 9/17/2014 7:29:37 AMWe've got multiple pings below the Orbital Defence Grid! Oh, this is not happening.
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"I didn't train to be a pilot."
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[i]"Whatever you do, do not look out the window at the wing that's definitely not on fire"[/i]
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Wait... Wasnt there an wing there. Guys can you check if the wing's there for me?
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1 ReplySuddenly, in mid-flight: "Ladies and gentlemen, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the airplane."
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"IMMA GONNA BUMP THIS REALLY OLD THREAD lol, Oh shit turbulence!"
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Edited by Rahm: 9/17/2014 6:28:53 AM"The breathalyzer in the cabin says I'm good to go, so let's kick the fires and light the tires."
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"Autopilot disengaged?" "What now?"
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"Allahu akhbar!"
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Edited by FabledGuardian: 9/17/2014 6:14:51 AM(Turns on microphone) Pilot: All passengers are advised to put there seat belts on (Leaves microphone on not realizing this) Copilot: so, uh, sir, where'd you learn to fly? Pilot: huh! You need to learn how to fly?
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"Folks we're running into turbulence" *to copilot, not realizing mic still on* "Hold my beer n watch this"
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Edited by BaSSCleFF: 9/17/2014 5:59:27 AM*Ah shit*
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*LOUD, HEAVY SNORING*
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Edited by Inzombiak: 9/17/2014 12:43:46 AM"Hello passengers, this is your pilot speaking" *plane begins descending* *exits cockpit* *moonwalks up down the aisle* "and this is your pilot dancing" *plane is rapidly descending*
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[spoiler]Allahu Akbar [/spoiler]
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[b]ALL[/b] of this.
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"I have Ebola."
