Well... At least it's not Zone Control...
*Next update*
"We've decided that the whole 'IB Rift' was a horrible idea (Especially accounting for the fact that it indirectly lead to that frightening, yet short lived, beaver apocalypse) so we've decided that Zone Control would be a GREAT game mode for the Iron Banner.
Also, here's a list of [b]AWESOME[/b] ideas that our development team made.
Well, the ones that survived our rodent overlords, that is......... Poor Jimmy S. Russtler.... He was so young...
Anyhow, here you go ya walking moneybags.
•Nerfed everything balanced/Underpowered
•Buffed everything that made your bowels explode.
•Added an A.I.D.S. System.
•Added a Bungie Appreciation Day Event. (Because you secretly love us.)
And finally....
•Added a [b]SALT[i]![/i][/b] emote that's worth 10,000 silver.
Thank you for wasting 5 minutes of your pitiful life reading this. All of you still suck.
Oh yeah... Forgot to mention that we've 'patched' the game, whatever that means.."
Just waiting for a ninja to remove this.[spoiler]Please don't.[/spoiler]
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Zone Control would be amazing since it's objective based and you can't simply win by out-killing the other team. It's kinda stupid how many games of Rift I've won just because even though my teammates were bad I tore into the enemy team so badly it didn't matter (I'm talking 40+ kill averages)
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