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Edited by Trashcan Jesus:
7/25/2015 8:32:21 PM
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[spoiler]I know, but how the -blam!- does it work when he can't see nor hear her? The gun's auto tracking and his audio feed is cut. She also would have no -blam!-ing clue as to where he even is. That's some bullshit. [/spoiler]
[i]Upon touching the suit, she is met with the force of a bolt of lightning hitting her ,as his Tesla shields are online. His MG3 swings at her and rips across her chest at point blank range. Thrown off of him by the force of the electricity, he turns to Cobalt.[/i]
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[i]She is shocked backwards, but lands on her feet. The bullets are once again halted by the lingering field of dust.[/i] "Tish tish, Wilson. Defiance does not please your mistress." [i]She attempts to step forward and admire the work she has done, when a sharp pain in her torso stops her. She looks down to see her chest oozing ichor, staining her once beautiful uniform skirt.[/i] [b]Wounded![/b] [spoiler]When a boss is wounded, you have dealt a blow to stagger them for an indefinite amount of time. The catch is that the response must be well made and strong enough to counter any sort of retaliation. So long as you make a strong post of how you kicked ass, I'll give you the hit.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 7/25/2015 9:33:57 PM[i]On the ground where Wilson lies, his armor hisses and clicks, his shielding roars back to life, and he uses his jet pack to stand back up. His MG3 immediately swings to aim at June, his protonic inversion blade appears again. Standing to full height, the flag across his back blows in the wind, ripped to pieces by Cobalt's shotgun. He draws both of his magnums, and pulls the hammers back. His thrusters roar to life, as he slams into June as she is recovering.[/i] Stay out of my head, bitch. [i]He fires two shots point blank into her, the .50 caliber shells slamming into her. Holstering them, he uppercuts her, his blade out. Not only does the blade feel like a plasma cutter, she is electrocuted again as his fist connects with her chin.[/i] Because I intend to take yours.
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[b]HIT![/b] [i]The bullets and uppercut rattle June's slender body. As she falls to the ground, she rolls back into the tree stump by the lake.[/i] "Brrr, that's quite a shock, isn't it? I wood be better off if you refrained from touching me." [i]Following the greatest pun in existance, she backflips over the stump. When she lands on the opposite side of the rotting bark, she cuts across it with her estoc, and kicks the severed piece of log at you.[/i]
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[i]His MG3 screams to life, ripping the log apart, as bullets keyhole towards her, and some others continue straight on.[/i] [spoiler]Getting hit by a keyholing bullet is worse than a clean shot. Keyholing rounds spin in the air and are typically twisted and smashed after hitting something. They still retain lethal velocity, and tumble when they enter flesh, making for really, really nasty wounds.[/spoiler] I'm not much on puns, but I am big on guns. [i]His MG3 screams again. tracking her.[/i]
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[i]June continues to evade with care, the bullets getting closer and closer to her as she progressively moves to and fro. At last she jumps into the air, and casts a ball of purple fire that crashes into the ground, sending out a shockwave that knocks you into the shallow lake.[/i]
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[i]The water crackles with electricity as he stands back up.[/i] Oh I'm not that easy, sweetie. [i]Steam billows from his armor, and the barrel of the MG3.[/i] Come on, face you fears, accept your war.... [i]His thrusters kick in again, and he trucks her. Grabbing her, he lifts her Bane-style, and slams her into his knee. She is electrocuted yet again.[/i]
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[b]HIT![/b] [i]June dashes backwards after the blow has been dealt.[/i] "My my, gents. I must say, I'm rather impressed... Huff... But I won't let it fall to pieces that easily. People have always called me a tease. I hope these blue balls don't give you cold feet for next time..." [b]The boss has escaped the fight![/b] [spoiler]That was the killing blow for this portion of the fight. You don't get to kill her juuuust yet... Huehuehue...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]VBHFDSNVBHJ GOD -blam!-ING DAMMIT[/spoiler]
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Edited by Chinkronomicon: 7/25/2015 8:54:38 PMRedacted lololol
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[spoiler]Why you gotta do dis to me man? Your stuff never fails to impress, but it was meant for him lol. Gimme a minute to debate whether it'll count as a hit or not.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Sowwy fam. I iz no smarticle and cuunt understoond. I'll redact it and save it for later lol[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Just roll with it. Magic is magic and bosses are bosses. We've come to deal with the former ever since we started at the Dojo. Sometimes, realism is rendered null for good reasons in this kind of situation. And I'm only willing to back him up because its a certain mechanic. Maybe it was the weird blocking mist thing that took out the bullets. Y'know, the shit that froze it in midair. I don't know how or why, but meh. [/spoiler]
