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6/9/2015 6:01:02 AM
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*I creep silently through the underbrush.*
"A-ha!"
In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
*Hope!*
*I move stealthily toward it,*
But My leg!
"AH!"
It's caught in a bear trap!
*Gnawing off my leg,*
*Limping toward the cottage,*
*Now I'm on the doorstep,*
Sitting inside, is Shia Labeouf.
*He is Sharpening an axe,*
"Shia Labeouf"
*But he doesn't hear me enter,*
"Shia Labeouf?"
*I'm sneaking up behind him.*
*Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.*
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*But wait, he's not dead!* *Shia Surprise!*
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Edited by SMARTICLPARTICL: 6/9/2015 10:15:20 PM[b]THERES A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND DEATH IN HIS EYES[/b]
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A pack of homeless men crown you as King of the swamp.
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I celebrate by observing my amazing green body with one giant circular ab before proceeding to drank dewritos, dawg.
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You go on to kill all the casuals.
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"This is my swamp!!" I shout while destroying the casual plebs with my Dew operated Barrett 50cal. All the surviving casuals are rounded up to see my sic score of [SAMPLE_TEXT].
