You're at a party after some heavy drinking. Instead of driving you decide you're going to walk home, but take a short cut through the woods to avoid the police. Soon you realize this was a mistake.
You stumble into tree after tree until you're completely lost. It's pitch dark and you can hear some wolfs stalking you. You believe they are the furry kind.
As you move faster and faster in fear you see an odd looking log cabin. You enter. What do you do?
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Necrobump because penis
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Shit on the floor and pass out because I'm drunk
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I enter and sit in the corner
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Dude Dora went apeshit
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Evac.
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Edited by YerSpookyGrandad: 9/13/2015 12:00:06 PMThe Kid opens the door, not knowing what to expect. He sees Lincoln, naked and wanking on the ground screaming. ohshit.exe
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See the log cabin is full of figs. Commit sudoku.
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Can't believe this thread has recovered after Diabetic Dora.
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*sees actual cannibal Shia Labouf
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U wot m8
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This place smells like shit. [spoiler]I love it.[/spoiler]
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*Walks into cabin, stands in front of the grotesque and mysterious alter*
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I need to come back to this thread
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Buuump
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*wolves
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*rams door*
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Masturbate
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Take s dump on the floor and leave
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masturbate really hard
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Rides wolf home
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#KtanLovesLincoln lol
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I found out what you're secretly saying. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM HIM!
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Activate Liam neeson powers - strap broken bottles to my knuckles and a knife to my other hand. Exit cabin and fight wolves
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*Is suspicious* Burns cabin down to make sure
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Do the rain dance butt naked until it starts to snow. Feed the wolves something tasty and they will leave.