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6/9/2015 5:19:14 AM
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You wake up chained to a bed. You're naked and not certain what has happened.
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I ask myself "is it Saturday already?" [spoiler]im gonna win this[/spoiler]
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You notice that your cock is missing.
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Damon where'd he go, i dont know why i even bring my clock around places with me anyways, I'd be better off with a rooster
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You lock up and see a massive blade slowly dropping towards you.
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I sidestep away from it then ask the cabin, "if your gonna try to kill me at least let me get some enjoyment first cabin"n
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The cabin starts to shrink.
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"Looks like this'll be a tight fit." I immediately jump through the wall and out of the cabin, then start laughing uncontrollably at my stupid joke.
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As you jump into the wall you fall to the floor with a nasty head injury.
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"As if i wasnt already meesed up in the head for thinking that was a good idea" i then jump out the window instead and start laughing at both of my terrible jokes
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As you run away you find yourself back in the cabin.
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Who said anything about running? And then i decide to strike a deal with the cabin. "Hey cabin, how about we work together. You let me go and give me women occasionally, and ill lure people here for you to kill."
