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6/9/2015 5:02:04 AM
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You stumble across a shinny red teapot.
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*Picks it up.*
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It speaks to you. "Get me off and I shall grant you 4 wishes."
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"Off of wot Mr Sage "
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"Stroke me."
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*Strokes forcefully.*
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"Ohhhhhhh.... Vex... Yes... Just alight me and you'll get your wishes."
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*Has fond flashback of a three year old lizard.* *Sticks my dick in it*
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As you thrust deep into the teacup you feel a splash of green goo cover your body.
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Edited by Not Vex: 6/9/2015 5:28:03 AM*Picks the teacup up with my dick* *Smashes into wall.*
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The teacup turns into a cat.
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*Snaps its neck.*
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You hear a beeping sound.
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*Throws it out the door.*
