*opens up gun shop*
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the grand opening of my Perth Varcoe expansion of 'Cybers Guns'! Take a look and see what you like!
The Explosion
[spoiler]Send your enemies to hell with grenades that explode into even more grenades! This fully auto assault rifle shoots tracking grenades that explode into more grenades! Price: 1750$[/spoiler]
The Plague
[spoiler]Ever wanted to kill an enemy with a disease and not your bullet? Well now you can! With The Plague hand cannon and multiple disease encased bullets, your enemies will be feeling it! Price: 1800$[/spoiler]
Zero-G
[spoiler]Let your enemies feel the effects of zero-g before you slam them back into the ground with bone shattering force! This cannon defies physics and an AOE and then slams anything back down with a smash! Price: 1600$[/spoiler]
Splash Zone
[spoiler]Not only do you get the explosion of a rocket launcher, but a little acid wave for any bad guys left around, it's a two for one! Price: 1850$[/spoiler]
The Zapper
[spoiler]This handgun is a shocker! If your bullet isn't immediately fatal, the bullet delivers a 2000 volt shock to the brain! Price: 2000$[/spoiler]
Whoops!
[spoiler]Have you ever seen a gun that can teleport body parts off of living bodies or parts off of cars? Probably not! Simply hit the switch after your billet makes contact and then you've got a Whoops! Price: 1975$[/spoiler]
Incinerator
[spoiler]This is a special pistol with a bang for its buck! Just shoot, give it some time, and then in an fireball of heat and destruction, what you shot is gone! Price: 2100$[/spoiler]
The Splitter
[spoiler]With this high powered rifle the bullets split apart when they get near their targets, showering all nearby enemies in a spray of lead! Price: 2125$[/spoiler]
Gadgets and Shields
Nano-Shield
[spoiler]These personal invisible shields are tough! With a nano-shield you're nearly invincible to all conventional firearms! Bullets, grenades, and even some ballistic missiles! Price: 1000$[/spoiler]
The Spiker
[spoiler]This grenade is a little different! When this grenade explodes it showers the room in a hail of searing hot spikes! Your enemies will be pinned! Price: 100$ (A grenade) 600$ (An eight pack)[/spoiler]
Come back soon for a new stock!
English
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[spoiler]Holy **** that stuff is OP I WANT IT ALL!!!![/spoiler]
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Well I'm happy for an avid customer, what would you like to buy?
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Explosion, Plague, and Nano-Shield. Do you trade?
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Yes I do, what can you offer me
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Well, I have large amounts of Dark Metal just taking up space in my base, and I also have some gold coins. Or do you accept euros?
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Yes I will, I think that's an even trade *hands over weapons and shield* there you go
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*I open a rift, and 5 cubic meters of dark metal fall out, as well as a small bag of gold coins* "Thanks" *I throw the weapons in the rift, but put the nano field on my bandolier*
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Come back soon!
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"I might..." *I walk away, and close the rift, which has begun to leak radiation*
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*absorbs radiation with power glove* should've thought about my female customers more thoroughly