Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Lenn-Air
In west Lennadelphia born and raised
On the booty magazines was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all turned on
And all shootin some s-juice without my shirt on
When a couple of gals
Who were up to no good
Startin showing booty in my neighborhood
I touched one little booty and my mom got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Lenn-Air'
I bribed with sex with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a bitch slap and then told me it was gonna be worth it.
I put my booty magazine on and said, 'I might as well jerk it'.
Feelin' it, yo this is good
Drinking "water" and eating some food.
Is this what the people of Lenn-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
But wait I hear there're hawt, bootiful and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're bodies are ready for the prince of Lenn-Air. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, the plane landed and when I came like Alfredo
There was a dude who looked like a pedo standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get laid yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like my fapping, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said booty and it had lenny faces in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Lenn-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes blam ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To hump on my bed as the Prince of Lenn-Air.
English
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*Claps*
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Thnx m9
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*slow claps* Amazing. *tears fall down my cheek*
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Got it from my post m8 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)