*walks over to my old tree and climbs it then reads a book*
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Why do you keep posting these?!? *feels urge to cut the tree*
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*voice raises* [b][i][u]CUT DOWN MY TREE I WILL CURSE YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN. ALSO YOUR DICĶ AND NÙTS WILL SHRINK.[/u][/i][/b]
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*runs away crying* *accidentally lets my axe go* *axe goes right through a tree* *tree falls down* *I run faster*
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*pain returns 100fold*
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It wasn't even my fault!!! *cries more* [spoiler]how are you even doing this[/spoiler]
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It was still your fault.[spoiler]magyk[/spoiler]