Actually, you're not a corgi, you're a shiba. Everything you know is a lie.
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Lol you had to read Ginger's post lollolololololololol * corgo kings butt laser hits the queen bc she took no defensive actions *
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*the lazer hits me, but my words reach you emotionally* Do the feels hurt? *gets up and pets you* such soft, not allergy, wow
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Staph i em ur mastr
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*giggles* such adore, much happy, so amaze Does the doggy want a tummy rub? Yes he does, oh yes he does!
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Enuf foolish mortil * he floats *
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*pulls you back down and starts scratching your tummy* Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
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U bich * he flees wth his army*
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NO! Come back! I wanna pet you some more!!!