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4/9/2015 2:52:41 AM
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(Begins playing chess with a local tentacled sewer horror)
Nothing to see here, move along.
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*watching through scope* no move your knight to.. Gah damnitt he can put you in check from there!
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[b]An older, African American man with stubble and a shaved head floats next to you, as if he was sitting on a chair floating in the air.[/b] Infidels. They could learn a few things about chess before deciding to play it.
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*looks up* I'm no infidel. I swore to the queen far before war broke out.
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Not you, them. Look, they're both in a stalemate already.
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*checks scope* ah yes, the white rook is in a stalemate with the black king
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The entire concept seems rather racist if you ask me...
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White moves first, ah the game was invented where there were no white people. Your ancestors.
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[b]He shoots you a quick glare.[/b]
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*doesn't notice* Also, how are you floating?
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Reversal of gravity through alteration of existing equations by replacing the former value with a negative number.
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Ah a mathematical warlock.. I used to study such fields. Look. *points to a tree which promptly catches fire and immediately extinguishes itself*
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[b]He raises an eyebrow.[/b] That's not math, that's just magic.
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Using math. *glances up from scope* Everything is math is you get good enough at it. Unfortunately I never mastered flight as you have.
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Oh, really? Why don't you tell me this equation, then? [b]He slides out a small pamphlet from his coat, some sort of welcome papers. Numbers surround the book, and it incinerates.[/b]
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Edited by hyperbolichippo: 4/9/2015 5:20:20 AMT<(fx√4tx)/3.14...y^2 That's the simplest form, where t is the desired temp, x is resistance, y is object density, and f is distance
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Right application, wrong formula. But I accept the premise. The correct one was (12.03in•4.56in•.67in)=F451. Increasing the exact area of the pamphlet to the exact temperature at which paper burns.
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Well my equation can burn anything, can heat the air to any specific temp, not just wood. In a good day, I can melt steel. *looks back into scope* makes me wonder why I became a hitman...
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All I have to do is increase F a couple million degrees and I could have you a pile of ashes in no time.
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Not with this armor on me *pats chest* the most heavily enchanted armor in this city. Insulates anything. I survived getting attacked by a powerful mage twice. Once he tried to burn me, the next he tried to electrocute me. *swipes visor over face*
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*takes notes*
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Survive two million degrees of heat? Forgive me if I'm skeptical.
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I've survived absolute zero in my prime, so yeah I think I can.
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Of course you survived absolute zero. People don't seem to realize that as long as there is no energy, nothing can change. Ergo, you cannot die.
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No things can happen, there is just no movement. Time doesn't stop.
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Yes and no. Everything requires energy to happen.
