Name: The chuck Norris boots. Description: How much wood, could chuck Norris chuck, if chuck Norris could chuck wood. ..... All of it. Attributes: Intelligence- Omniscient Discipline- Omnipresent Strengrh- Omnipotent Initial upgrade: nothing attacks you out of fear of your new beard. Exotic perk: round house kick everything. Instant tko. Bonus perk: you poop orbs of ligh