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Taco Bell bathrooms might.
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One time I went into a Taco Bell bathroom at 2 in the morning and there was a guy on the toilet that was likely dead. True story.
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Edited by Spork: 7/15/2015 12:57:17 PMI work at Taco Bell, and I could only imagine some of the things people see in there considering there have been a couple of times I thought I had PTSD from seeing what was in there. Let alone after what happens when I go, cause I basically get to make/eat whatever I want with whatever on it. Sometimes, the outcome is 'meh'. Others, it puts the eruption of Mt. St Helens producing Lord Cthulu to shame. Lava sh!ts are an understatement. Let the questions begin.
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Yes they are. You have to be pretty mighty to survive what happens after a Taco Bell meal.
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Edited by Agent Space Wolf: 7/22/2015 11:07:47 PMBathrooms taco might. bell
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Might what? lol
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Great Scott, you're right Mar...El Burninator.....
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Own any cool balloons?
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The remains of someone that ate the chicken star...
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I walked into a Taco Bell bathroom and there was a guy just standing there talking to the wall, shaking. He looked terrified.
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I like taco casa
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Be where El Burninator was born.
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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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Taco Cabana's Beef Enchiladas suck wee wee
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Gr8 b8
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Saw boy and girl run into the mens once yeah some stuff happened
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Make a nuclear monster
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Taco Bell bathrooms... Quite possibly the darkest places on earth..
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Edited by Whoppenheimer: 7/14/2015 12:39:06 PMAll of you should stop being Pussies and start eating a Real Mexican restaurant and tell me how that shit burns
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Give you 'bola
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Melt steel beams.
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Yeah Taco Bell sure does produce some annoying IBS.
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What is this from?
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