A different kind of girl thread

I have two girls I kind of want to approach. One is my friends ex, and the other I work with. My friends ex is pretty cool. She likes anime and is kind of a loner like myself. It would be nice to have someone who kind of understands the loner life. It doesn't bother me that my friend dated her because he told me that he has no feelings at all for her. What kind of does bother me is that shes done everything, and I haven't done anything. Plus shes kind of hard to talk to. I want to try and talk to her more but it's like pulling teeth. I also worry that if I do go out with her that it would be awkward since I haven't done anything with a girl. I'm not really sure what to do. The girl at work is cute, and seems like my type but shes a party girl. I'm not really a party person, so this kind of bothers me. Plus if I asked her out and she said no then it would be awkward working with her. I'm not really sure what to do there either. Any advice?

The chick I like is leaving the country come June, should I still pursue and see if I can get anything done before her departure?

A grill walked up to my porch, ive been petting it and giving it water... [spoiler]wat do?[/spoiler]

I am the supreme gentlemen, but females still retain their sex from me and give it to assholes instead. plz help

I WANT ANAL BUT GF KEEPS TELLING ME TO FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Well here's what happened wednesday night Her: I'm free tomorrow if you'd like to meet up Me: Sure, tomorrow's good for me. Do you know where (restaurant is?) -No response that night or all of yesterday

I don't want to be in a relationship anymore, but I love my girlfriend to much to hurt her. But I feel bad becauseim not giving our relationship what it needs. What do I do?

There is this girl in my class I'm not sure if I should ask her out. On multiple occasions she has told me to GTFO because apparently staring at her for 2 hours during a lecture isn't romantic or cute. I also walked up to her and grab her butt one time and she slapped me in the face. She said I was intruding her personal space personally aggressive girls make me hot in the penis. I feel like we're really close and I think I'm going to ask her out.

Still nothing back from this girl who had to cancel on me but said "definitely another time". I don't get it...why even bother giving me your number.

I'm not a girl. But I made a sexist joke the other day.

You're the only one for me, nasty.

Hit me up with advice bro! So basically I've gotten to know this girl, and she's super cute and has a great personality. We share a lot of interests and what not, especially music. We both LOVE Coldplay. ^_^ We text and snapchat a lot, and she's shown a lot of interest in me. We can talk about pretty much anything, and conversation almost never feels forced. I'm not overly concerned about texting her everyday (good thing too): I give her space every now and then so I don't text her every day, and I don't really care if she texts back or not. Anyway, the way we became good friends was because we'd both recently gone through some bad relationship stuff. She asked me about mine first, actually, and I reciprocated. It was crazy how similar our situations were, and it was cathartic for both of us being able to talk to the other. She told me that even though we've only known each other for like 3 weeks, that it feels like we've known each other for a long time. I take this as a good sign. Anyway, the guy who hurt her has started texting her again, going on about how he made the wrong decision and that he really likes her, all while talking crap about me behind my back to her. Apparently he said something along the lines of "(my name) only talks to you and is nice to you so he can hit on you." Which is completely untrue. And it's funny, because that's the only reason he talks to her. I've been telling her to just block him on snapchat and not respond to any of his texts, but... She hasn't. I think she might still have feelings for this jerk. She always comes to me with her problems with this guy, so it wouldn't be out of place to ask her if she still had feelings for him. Should I? I'm almost 100% sure she likes me, at least a little. We hug every time we say goodbye, I send her "love ya, night" messages and she responds back with <3, and like I said, she told me she feels like she's known me for a long time. we're also in a musical together this summer (thank God we can both actually sing), and she expressed delight that we both got in. I'm not in the position to date her right now though: should I just be her friend for now?

How do I make her stop screaming and clawing at my basement door?

Give me some advice on how to cope with being long-distance with my gf of 8 months over Summer, from June-September while we're both back at home until University starts up again. We've spent nearly every day of the entire time we've been together with each other so I don't even know how we'll cope, we go even a few days without seeing each other and it's tough. Cheers dawg.

I like this guy, but he has a boyfriend, will you help me kill the boyfriend?