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What... is that? I? I am a monument... to all your bans. Relax, I'd rather not piss this mod off. Troll! This one is mountain dew and doritos, and has its mind concluded. This one is but steak and twinkies, and is the more deluded. Perma ban me or unban me moderator, but do not waste my time with shitposts. There is much shitposts, and I have been shitposted to, through BUNGiE.old, B.next and B.lind, now I shall shitpost, and you shall listen. Greetings! I am Frank O'Connor, I am the Franchise Development Director of 343 Industries. And I am the Deej, Staff most high, Heirarch of BUNGiE! A troll? Here? At last. We have much to do. This banhammer must be swung if we are to control this outbreak. Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my mythic map pack is complete! Not true. This banhammer has a successful utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and one actual. It is ready to swing on demand. Of all the members our lords left behind, there are none so worthless as these desticles! They know nothing of recon! And you know nothing about perma ban. You have demonstrated complete disregard for even the most basic forum rules. This one's perma ban... and this one's recon... are the same. Huh? Ugh! AAAAAAAAAAAH! Your Mentors have promised you recon from a banned existence, but you will find no recon this thread. Those who built this thread knew what they wrought, do not mistake their intent or all will get perma banned as they did before. This thing is right, thread is bait, your mentors are making a big mistake. Your trolling has already destroyed one of the sacred forums, Oh GodLike One. It shall not harm another. If you will not read your PM, then I will read it to you. There is still time to stop the banhammer from swinging, but first it must be found. You will search one likely porch and you will search another. Achronos had us meet as foes but this thread will make us alts.

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