Guardians Of The Stuff - Mission Statement

Thanks to WombRage's noble attempt it has come to my attention that we do not have a legitimate mission statement. [quote]You know, stuff[/quote] is cool and all and Womb's elaborate [quote]Everyday guardians are out there fighting to protect humanity and whats left of our home but a question tends to echos in the back of every guardian's mind...."Who is defending, protecting our stuff?!?". We, the Guardians of the Stuff, are defenders of your valuables, belongings, things. In a life-consuming, buggy world where raids and (that bastard) Rahool gyp and rustles your jimmies, you can count on us to have your stuff![/quote] was nice but, due to the gaining popularity and diversity of existing members, I think is time to come together as a clan and create a mission statement. I know most members of this clan do not visit this page as much as the admins do, but if anyone would like to add to the mission statement or put in your peanut gallery humor, here's your chance for all is welcome. All things will be considered and this post will not close. So please, feel free to add whatever you like.