Industrial sabotage of PS4 ignition hardware

From the pen of Autosecretariat Sigurjón FS-2 to all active FAR operatives: Capt. P. Quantum is grounded until further notice due to malfunctioning PS4 ignition chips on all Tower-based ships currently belonging to FAR. We suspect sabotage from a Dead Orbit insurgent currently skulking around on the lower decks like some sort of post-apocalyptic backpacking Robert Smith. Bounty submissions are being expedited as I type. We are also out of grape flavoured Cool-Aid. All FAR operatives from the former Commercial Federated Territories are requested to aid in replenishing the Tower's stock. Orange Tang is far from primo. All administrative duties will continue as per usual, but off-Tower engagements will be limited to diplomatic missions until further notice. Sigurjón FS-2 out.