Destiny Plot Synopsis (for those who still have no clue about what Destiny is about).

Destinys "plot": "You're alive even though you were dead, you must have so many questions, we will not answer a single one, not even try or start, so let's do stuff. Why? Because we are Light and they are Darkness. Warmind Rasputin. What did you say? Nevermind. Let's go to the moon. Why? That's where Wizards come from. Let's visit their huge cave, Lonely Planet travel guide recommends it. Oh someone just called us from Venus, that's so cool, that call must have been expensive, let's go there. Maybe someone finally will tell me something... We meet up with a sexy ladybot, and she shares with us:! "Darkness! I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." Well can't you just call or text me later? You already have my little light's number (somehow) And oh, she's gone... Well where is that black garden of legends that I never heard about? Let's ask for directions to some rude condescending people... Jeez, that brother of the queen really was an asshole! Well to Mars! Did you know that during the collapse, The Vex pretty much turned Mercury into a machine within days. What?! Nevermind that. Rasputin again. What are you talking about?!! And who are these fat guys I'm killing? And why does their head explode? Was the exclusion zone excluded because of them? Hmm forget about that let's go to the Black Garden... But why? Because a stranger told us, PAY ATTENTION. In the Black Garden: oh look a big blob surrounded by dusty Vex. What is it? What is it doing? Why is it doing it? How is it doing it? How do we even know it is affecting us? Does it matter? No.We are going to shoot the robots, because that will undoubtedly solve everything that is wrong with our high tech mini moon that seems to be sick for some reason. Literally the moment we destroy the blob by killing its guards (because logic), our mini moon back on earth seems to be better already, that was fast, everyone seems to have noticed and The Speaker that doesn't say anything useful is already calling us back to hear a speech that also doesn't say anything and makes him sound like the leader of a cult. The stranger show up yet again, and we share a few, but superwise words: "you and I know the truth, the Darkness is still out there". Man, this is an epic story.