Potato Ball!. Reason Why 'Taters Are Angry!.

[i]This Story Begins Long Long time ago. Pull up a stone and listen over the fire. We begin our story in a time when nations did not exist but villages. Llamas were larger than most folks. So the Llamas like to play games. Turtles did not like these games. Nor did the Penguins nor did the Potatoes or Tomatoes.[/i] [i]Llamas were trying to invent a new game. They needed something round. They thought and thought. So they began kicking rocks. Ouch! poor hooves were hurt. They tried kicking turtles. Ouch that hurt. They tried kicking penguins. They got pecked. Ouch that hurt too!. The tried kicking tomatoes. Too soft. Then they tried kicking potatoes![/i] [i]Potatos were round sort of at times. They complained but Potato ball was invented. You could pass the potato ball also it being a hot potato. So after all these rough games as the Llamas were not being mean just unthinking.[/i] [i]Potatos were tired of it all. Village trampled. So they formed an Army!. Drove the Llamas off. Llamas were never heard from again till years later when the matter was forgotten. Yet the Potatoes had risen from their roots and get upset when someone mentions kicking potatoes. Llamas on the other hand have made it into a sport.[/i] [i]Now these days its a ball in the shape of a roundish potato. Llamas still play potato ball with all sorts of rules. Its a rough game. The potatoes tell stories about how they Drove the Llamas away. It is the reason why they are so war like today.[/i] The End.