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originally posted in:Sky Valley
3/10/2014 4:04:31 PM
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How Duck Dynasty happened

It's like this. >family gets rich selling duck calls >around the 90s it turns out your average redneck hunter isn't interested in doing business with millionaire country club mother-blam!-ers >for the sake of marketing they all grow beards, dress like slobs, and talk about JAYSUS AND STRUMMIN' OHN DA BAYEENJO >A&E, being way behind in the race to create the dumbest reality show ever, decides to give them their own show >a bunch of guys pretending to be backwards inbred idiots becomes a huge hit with actual backwards inbred idiots >later one of the guys does an interview about how God hates fags >A&E fires him >buttmad conservatards start bitching about how his free speech has been violated even though the First Amendment applies to the government, not private institutions

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  • Edited by the Han: 3/11/2014 9:38:16 PM
    [quote]It's like this. >family gets rich selling duck calls >around the 90s it turns out your average redneck hunter isn't interested in doing business with millionaire country club mother-blam!-ers >for the sake of marketing they all grow beards, dress like slobs, and talk about JAYSUS AND STRUMMIN' OHN DA BAYEENJO[/quote] what's wrong about talking about jesus? [quote] >later one of the guys does an interview about how God hates fags >A&E fires him >buttmad conservatards start bitching about how his free speech has been violated even though the First Amendment applies to the government, not private institutions[/quote] he never said god hated fags. he said homosexuality is a sin. and "conservatards bitching" ? bitch please..... the only people who bitch about the show are the butthurt libtards who hate religion and the show(such as yourself OP)

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    • Lol it's obvious you've never watched the show. They hardly ever talk about Jesus, and the only time they do is when they're praying at the end or if there is something involving their church. None of them play the banjo, so I'm not sure where you're getting that, and they don't have redneck accents except maybe for Si because you can't understand half the things he says. At the very most, they have a modest Louisiana accent. All of them have college degrees except for Phil (who started the business) and despite their childish behavior, they are indeed very intelligent people. The fact that you are so disgusted by them is probably due to the fact that they are a tight-nit family who holds to traditional American values, prays before their meals, and who likes to hunt. It's a liberal's worst nightmare! God forbid that someone have a different lifestyle than them. [quote]>later one of the guys does an interview about how God hates fags[/quote] It's also obvious you've never watched the interview. Nowhere did he say that God nor anyone in his family hates homosexuals. He said that he does not agree with how they live, but that he still loves everyone and it's not his place to judge people. The fact that you are so hilariously mistaken about what he said makes you look like a complete retard because you're bantering on about things which you have no idea about. You probably think he was saying that God hates fags because someone told you that, so you just took it in the ass and didn't bother to check out the actual interview for yourself.

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    • [quote]for the sake of marketing they all grow beards, dress like slobs, and talk about JAYSUS AND STRUMMIN' OHN DA BAYEENJO[/quote] To drive this point home, here is Phil Robertson in 1967.

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    • Edited by Progo: 3/11/2014 10:25:00 PM
      Wait, he never said anything against people who are gay, he said he viewed the act of being gay as wrong...

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      • Who actually watches reality tv, though? No idea why this world is so determined to make idiots famous.

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      • Eh, I like it

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      • God hates fags? Everyone pray out the gay!

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      • #madcuznotrich

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      • I don't like any reality TV shows.

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      • All these folks defending a "reality" show.

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      • And every single one is more successful than you and your family.

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        • Edited by Unique ID: 3/10/2014 7:29:24 PM
          I can't stand them. Phil is an ex alcoholic. Kay is mentally four always wanting to get her way. Willie has an oversized ego Si pretends to be way more more senile then he is and thinks he's way funnier then he is. Their workers are retarded. Everyone else is ok or blah.

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        • It's a conspiracy...

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        • lolno

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          • lol

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          • 3/10 try harder

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