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originally posted in:DoD Beyond
11/3/2014 2:14:10 PM
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Funny things our kids say
A post that I will link had me thinking. .. we need a thread like this. . So toss them our here what are some I'd the funny things your kids do or have said?
Ganks- thanks
Muskik-music
Boomer-gun (Gears of War inspired)
Ill add more as we go....
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2 RepliesMy 2 year old daughter loves watching The Walking Dead with me...she calls the zombies "walking died." So cute lol
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It's my daughter's birthday today and were going to "toys n us" :)
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1 ReplyAbout a year ago, I found one of my daughter's dolls who'd just been given a very, very short haircut. I decided to get to the bottom of things and the following conversation occurred (honest; one of those events that I'll never forget): Me: Did you cut your doll's hair, Sweetie? Her: Yeah, Daddy. Me: Why, baby girl? Her: She was going through some stuff and needed a change. How do you argue with that?
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1 ReplyMy 4 yr old daughter told me she has a boyfriend at church and the following conversation ensued. Daughter: I got a boyfriend at church Me: that's fine baby as long as he don't touch you Daughter: I like to hold his hand during ring around the Rosie. Me: well get the credit card. Time to go get a gun. Daughter. (In a calm voice) no daddy you can't kill him yet. I still like him for now. That's my girl
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Edited by IKrossCONSOLE : 11/7/2014 1:08:06 AMAlright! So I go to the garage & come back 20 min later to my daughter crying. .. although I just showed her how to get the controller off of sleep mode and start the show again, she didn't remember. So as I'm finding out what's wrong and seeing how I can fix it (her crying).. this happens Me: I'm sorry sweetheart how can daddy make this right, sorry you didn't remember where I was. Abby: straight business look on her face; ok daddy here's the deal lots of wild kratz.. and then a movie, that's the deal daddy.. ok I about fell over holding her... crazy kids
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Hands of fate (gears of war corpser) Prick lord (sith lord) Ya know dad, you're not white, or brown. You...you're yellow (to an obese woman) Whoa! Daddy daddy, how many babies does she have in there?
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Edited by IKrossCONSOLE : 11/5/2014 7:54:47 PMhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/541767/76434914/0/0 I hope this works. . It's a link to the reason why I started this thread Thank you Spiker!
