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Meanwhile at the Tower... Titan: Oh man I want ThunderLord so bad! It's arc damage, just like my crackling personality! Warlock: Hey Titan! You'll never guess what I just found in the Vault of Glass, ThunderLord! Titan: Wow I'm going there right now! (3 hours later Titan returns) Warlock: How'd it go? Titan: Not too good, I got a remote that works on everything or something like that. Warlock: My condolences, maybe next week. *Hunter runs up* Hunter: Hey Titan! You'll never guess what I just found in the Nightfall, ThunderLord! Titan: Gotcha! I'm going there right now. (2 Hours later, Titan returns) Hunter: How'd it go? Titan: Not good, it gave me a multi-tool thingy. I'm no handyman. Warlock: Chin-up my friend! Lets go fight some crucible matches to get your mind off this. *1 hour later the fire team returns from battle* Hunter: I can't believe the guy in last place got ThunderLord...Twice! Warlock: Yea but Titan got 50 kills! Heheh...where is he? Hunter: I see him. *Hunter points to Titan who is banging his head against a wall* Warlock: He's making an impressive dent. Hey Titan, maybe Xur will sell it this week! *Titan lifts his head in hopefulness* (One week later, Hunter and Warlock find Titan sitting in a tree with his head between his knees) Warlock: I didn't know we could get up there. Hey Titan, how'd it go? Titan: Not good he was selling the last of his words or something like that. Hunter: Well he was selling heavy weapon engrams did you get those? Titan: Yea, I spent the last of my motes of light to get one and it gave me a giga horn or something like that, I don't know. I give up! Warlock: Well maybe we could- Gunsmith: SELLING THUNDERLORD! REAL CHEAP! THUNDERLORD HERE! ONLY GOT ONE! (Titan uses Fist of Havoc to get down from the tree knocking Hunter and Warlock off screen) Titan: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GLIMMER! Gunsmith: whoa there pal I'm not looking for glimmer, I need a hard drive transplant so I require only one mote of light. (Hunter pulls himself out of the bushes) Hunter: Hey didn't you spend all your motes on Xur- Where did Titan go? *Titan died* (Warlock climbs down from the awning above the gunsmith) Warlock: I think he jumped off the tower. Hunter: oh well his ghost can revive him right? Oh good it did- *Titan died* Hunter: -oh geez. (One week later) *Titan died* Warlock: Hey Titan! The speaker left a gift for you and all your hard work! It's Thunder- (Titans shoulder charges Warlock and grabs the package and opens it to find a bucket of paint) Titan: What In Traveler's name is this?! Warlock: -Devil Titan: What? (Warlock picks herself up off the ground.) Warlock: Thunderdevil is what I was going to say. Titan: ...F*ck it I quit, I think I WILL take that commander promotion after all. - Commander Zavala: And that's why I have my position today! Well new recruit, did that answer all of your questions? Titan: It sure did! I'm gonna head to Mars now. Commander Zavala: Whoa there, grab a gun from Xur before you go, he's over there. Titan: Oh I already did, he gave me LightingGod or something like that- uh Commander? Where are you going? *Commander Zavala died*