Thorn: My journey begins..................

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I hate, no loath the crucible. Just the thought of it drives me to the brink of insanity. Can't remember how many times I've had the Thorn bounty, only to delete it a few weeks later. The latest one I've had for about 4 weeks. Taunting me, whispering my name, haunting my dreams. Yesterday, we were blessed with 'The Swordbearer'. The one and only. Mightier than Crota himself. Blasphemy, you say? Well gather round my children, hear my tale and decide for yourself. We toiled for hours on Crota Hard. Lost many a fine guardian, I dare say. Now down to five, up against such a hord, one member professed, "I know this guy, that can swing a mean sword." The room fell quiet. Another pretender? Shirley, you jest? Yes, his name was Shirley. Had a brother named Sue. Anyways.................... Could this be him? The 'One'? Our savior? Out of nowhere he appeared, like an Angel of Light. "I could probably do 2 swords, but I'll give you 3". So we started our battle and down went the beast. Like an old rotten tree, the creature was ceased. We all stood in awe, what a sight we did see. And we got our rewards, from this sweet victory. What does this do with my quest you may ask? The Word was my gift, so it's on with my task. Into the Crucible I venture with my new gun in hand, this noob SOB, will be the worst in the land. Grrrrrrrrrrrr! 4 hours of crucible = 105/500. My journey continues.