originally posted in:The Black Garden
[b]SNAFU – The Misadventures of Sierra-14 and Foxtrot-21[/b]
[i]“Ever tried kicking an exo down there? Yeah, didn’t know they could emit arc damage from there either… if they got anything.” –Enya, Awoken Hunter[/i]
[u]Episode 1 – The Crucible[/u]
[b]Interview Log C183-1L-A1, Debriefing Room #01
Interviewed: [S14] Enya, Female/Awoken/Hunter[/b]
Lord Shaxx: So… Ms. Enya, I don’t think I have to tell you who I am.
[Enya remains silent]
Lord Shaxx: I’m sure you’re well aware the Crucible is a place for Guardians to hone their skills. Though I understand some of you kids might get a little wild out there. Your little stunt with the satellite was… disgraceful.
Enya: The tin head deserved it.
Lord Shaxx: Regardless if he deserved it or not, you’re better than… than this.
[Lord Shaxx throws a still image of a strung up warlock hanging upside down]
Enya: I didn’t do anything wrong. [Avoids eye contact]
Lord Shaxx: Enya, I’ve seen you grow so much over the years. So what on earth made you hang the man and snipe anyone who tried to help?
Enya: I don’t know! Stop asking!
Lord Shaxx: It’s my job to ask. Do you know what the committee is discussing? They’re debating whether or not to ban you from the Crucible.
Enya: What?! Sure I may have overdone it a little but they can’t just ban me forever!
Lord Shaxx: Should I take that as an admission of guilt?
Enya: Eep! [Covers mouth]
Lord Shaxx: And it’s more like a suspension. You won’t be able to participate for a week.
Enya: Huh, only a week? That’s not that bad…
Lord Shaxx: ENYA!!
Continued: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10659504/1/SNAFU-The-Misadventures-of-Sierra-14-and-Foxtrot-21
[u]Thank you for reading. Please leave a like and comment what you think.[/u]
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Fugging good. 10/10
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There is a thin line between honing your skills with other guardians and just murdering for fun If anything that hunter should be watched at all times
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What makes it awesome is that there is an interview session in season six of Red vs Blue. Have that pictured in your head when you start reading it and it just gets funnier from there.
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Nice story dude you should make a new one
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Hey, I read this on fanfiction! Awesome story, so absolutely hilarious.