The Adventures of Domin & Hemigen

Summary: Hemigen, a fallen/human hybrid, pyromaniac, hacker, and Domin, an Awoken Warlock, Citroën Sparrow Engineer, and their Cabal butler, Squeeshy Squooshy, go on adventures, and have a fun time with their VIP parties in their half buried Ritz Carlton Penthouse, hacked Vex slaves, Citroën Sparrow races, and encountering the various dangers on the Sands of Mars. Body (Hemigen): The wind feels great as i'm speeding up against the wind with my helmet off. My stomach is filling with a nervous feeling, as Squeeshy Squooshy roars "نسمظتيهصخ," i'm nervously laughing as Domin continues to race directly at me, he is an admirable foe, but he will not win this round of chicken. I'm not allowed to use my Cardinal's chronokenetic abilities, so this is intense. We will collide any second now, i flick him off with all four hands, and pulled a sharp right and chickened out, i tumbled off my Cardinal and tumbled down a seamlessly endless sand dune, when i stopped rolling i looked up to see Domin driving towards me, and Squeeshy Squooshy forcing a Vex to drive my Cardinal to me. The Vex pulls up, i rip off its head and push its body off my Cardinal. It walks toward Squeeshy Squooshy, wjo kicks him toward the Ritz. My back is starting to hurt, i stand up, kick the sand where i was laying, i heard a thud, i brushed the sand away, and found a lever under a glass box in the sand, i break the glass box, and put my hand on the lever, when Squeeshy Squooshy says, "خشتسركسجظت؟," Domin replies, "nah Squeeshy, i'm sure it's safe," i then pull the lever, and directly under Squeeshy Squooshy, a large gap starts to appear in the sand, Squeeshy squeals and runs away from the gap. I walk up to it, and inside is what could best be described as the DevilWalker's Dad, on the side "DaddyWalker" it was black and purple, it woke itself, and seemed to be staring right at us, "send in a fleet of Vex, give them orders not to destroy it, just disable it... About twenty vex went in to take out the DaddyWalker but were immediately taken out by an array of bullet fire, and the occasional rocket. "I'm goin in!" I jumped into the pit and brought down my four swords on his sensitive neck, it buckled under the blow, but shot large rocket at my face , i barely dodged the thing, but it hit Squeeshy who was right behind me, this made him angry, he ran at the DaddyWalker and began to bang at the DaddyWalker, "careful, we don't want to destroy it," said Domin who was now shooting the thing with an exotic hand cannon. I took an electric dagger, and stabbed its circuits, which caused it to shut down, Squeeshy gave it one last kick, then walked off. A gauntlet rose from the ground, "I CALL IT!" I ran towards it, and put it around my top right arm, a screen on the forearm started to glow a bitten apple appeared, and the screen read "hello Hemigen, i'm Siri, this is the iArm, when you collect glimmer, you can buy different abilities in the iBattle Store, there is only one ability equipped as of now, which is iGravity, which lets, merely point your iArm at an object, shoot, and that object will become your new center of gravity. I pointed my iArm at the DaddyWalker, shot it and flew towards it, before hitting it, shot the ground, and rolled toward the DaddyWalker. I stuck a device into the iArm's USB port, which downloaded a portable hacking program, i walked to the computer of the DaddyWalker, pressed the iArm against the main program chip, and began to gain control of the DaddyWalker, when i did i jumped on top of it, and road it to the Ritz.