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a pink dildo as a melee weapon
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A headless chicken that fires blood :)
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Hope.
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Porn magazine like in far cry 3!
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Halo skulls would be pretty cool to find
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Edited by Yggdrasil: 11/21/2013 1:14:30 AMI can now testify the lack of maturity of some in this community.
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Edited by DJenser: 11/21/2013 3:12:22 PMAttack dogs... Or Attack bees... OR... Attack dogs with bees in their mouths, so that when they bark, they spit bees at you! Or A magic ring that makes women's underwear glow in the dark. OR A flamethrower that shoots piping hot streams of cream of mushroom soup.
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Casper the Friendly Ghost [spoiler]regular Ghosts are so overrated[/spoiler]
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Your mom.
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Lake trout-generic melee weapon.
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Just a pile of shiny blue space gold. Nnnfff
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Water guns?
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Gun made out of babies
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An Exotic Pea Shooter.
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Plaid pink kilt
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A giant midget.
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For all we know the knight in armor looking titan, the trench coat-robe wearing warlock, and the hood n cape hunter ate just models for the humans. Maybe the awoken and exo versions of three classes each have there own individuality.
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Dildo bat from saints row
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When you kill the final boss one item will be a piece of poop. That's right, you scared the shit outa him.
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Soffish, but for do yes eating this time. Maybe it can restore 77 health points to you or some other bonus. Also, maybe an easter egg of the old Halo CE-type plasma grenades found in some crevice at the peak of a giant mountain.
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Your mother's vibrator.
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Marathon Helmet
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Plasma Grenades From Halo!
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A bulletproof cloak
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I hope a banana peel. That way if I have to make an escape I can drop it behind me and the enemy will spin out.
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A small oriental child, that is now your burden and responsibility to raise as your own.