"Will they play any -blam!--games?"

Ok, we are Dads and i'm bored so i'll try this. My twelve year old is hosting a LAN that is soon to end. This is something i do for him every year. This time one of the mothers really staggered me. She asked my wife, who gave me a glance that would split a bar of butter, and put the question to me: "Will they play any -blam!--games? " 1. What the -blam!- is a -blam!--game? 2. Who the hell do she think i am? 3. If you have two boys who love gameing and you live in a world were -blam!--games are lurking around every corner, why the hell dont you study up on these games? 4. WTF! Some of this passes through my mind and i answer. As far as i know, the only -blam!--game is GTA 1 and that is like ten years old. How the hell do the mothers of gamers stay so goddamned ignorant about something their kids LOVE? My wife, whom i love dearly, nag the kids about gameing on a daily basis. I got my first console when my oldest turned 3 and we've been hooked ever since. We have made a collage with scientific articles that are positive about gameing, just to -blam!- with her. When she says. "Your brain will go numb " He has answered "Surgeons are recommended to play Fps at least one hour a day, according to Nature magazine " And so on, the fight continues. One of the reasons i choose Destiny is the MMO properties. I love science and keep up to date, and MMO addiction is by far the biggest negative as far as i can tell. -blam!-, that's an argument for me playing Destiny! It's for the kids safety. Fore warned is fore armed? Or something. My kids will never be allowed to play WoW and stuff. Apparantly only -blam!--games. The biggest positive in the statistcs is by far, present and dedicated grownups. So we are all good! As you may notice, i have no point to all this. I'm just passing time til they pass out, so I can do my damn bounties.