what should my finally reunited dad (slammy) get me for Christmas

we recently discovered that the cougarwhisperer aka slammy is my real father, after many years of searching and then giving up I finally meet up with him playing destiny online when I recognize the name CougarWhisperer to be the name of my true father. At least that's what my mother told me, little did she know that was only a cover name for his true name is Slammy. So feel free to add extra comments at my fathers despair.