How long would it take Santa to deliver presents to every person on earth?

Santa was real, but then one year while he was putting coal in all the stockings of North Korean people until he was taken captive and tortured by Kim Jong Poop Face, Santa didn't stand a chance against his torturer. Santa instantly spilled the beans after 20 minutes of Canada's National Anthem, Santa told them about the North Pole, his sleigh, his reindeer, the Christmas spirit, and finally how he was able to travel between houses and around the world so fast. So to answer your question it would take Santa 0 seconds in real time to deliver to every person on earth... mainly because he's dead. The real question we should be asking ourselves is how long it takes Kim Jong Poop Face to kill every American and American ally and the answer to that question is eternity because this is a fictional story just like Santa Clause. #logic (Sorry SuperCutie28 I know this meant a lot to you) #friendship #childhoodlies