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Edited by CBOND2X07: 11/22/2014 12:41:21 AMA NEW WEAPON HAS BEEN FOUND GUARDIANS!!!! I intercepted some tidbits....posted by some random LBJ in the Public Forums who provided some of the tasks required, but did not know the name of the weapon..... Like a good Group Grand-Potentate.....I have dissected untold lines of forum trabble....and am pleased to inform all OGC members of this grand piece of Flamboyance. A Flamboyant Bounty - called "The Hurt Feelings Report" The Weapon: NERFADOODLE Its a Rocket Cannon.....that automatically Nerfs Enemy Guardians DPS and Auto Aims....and shoots foam Ghost-Shaped projectiles at the "sensitive" parts of enemy Guardians. Task one - come in last in the crucible ten times in a row. Task two - complain in the forums eleventy-seven times. This is easy though....because it Auto-Posts comments for you in the forums, at the end of losing matches....from a list of 10 pre-programmed comments. Things like "The Kvostov is too OP" and "Increase sticky grenade numbers to 7" without you having to look at a computer. Task three - Obtain a "Bib of Darkness" emblem from the Speaker....by visiting Xur and spending 10 Descendant Sharps for an "Opalescent Tantrum" rocket shell. Once you equip the Bib.....the Nerfadoodle will be available under the box by the Iron Banner Gong of Fire.
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I don't know what i just read...
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This made me laugh so hard :P
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You forgot to mention the quarter under the cryptarchs left foot that you can take and give to the gunsmith. This will bypass all other actions in getting the Guilty Spork.
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Make sure to get as much of these upgrade Motes and Sharps as you can while Raiding today Guardians! You aren't trying hard enough if you aren't dying more than killing enemies!
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Ps4 name tag: Xamait
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Ps4 name tag: Xamait
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Edited by DearerBurrito: 10/24/2014 2:46:10 PMGuilty Spork is sooo good in crucible tho and it can one-hit Atheon! CONFIRMED- Discarding all of your legendary gear and all of your materials gives you the Guilty Spork! The only weapon better than the mythoclast!
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The Ascendant Motes and Descendant Sharps are the best. That discovery must've taken massive amounts of trial and error by your fine team of Guardians! I know that was time well spent Sir! :)
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Edited by TX-Alpha-84: 10/24/2014 4:25:54 PMALL I CAN SAY IS WOW!!! (Funny as hell) I started reading the replies and I am just SHOCKED/STUNNED/MYSTIFIED/STUPIFIED/_________ Fill in the blank~~ What really got me was: "Orbit missions what? Can anyone confirm these with video? And does it work on PS? And how did you watch it 7 times in a row? By going to orbit or dying or???? Be more specific!" This guy is so excited to be able to get this UBBER weapon....would you be more specific for him because he is trying to follow you word for word. lol, all I can say is WOW again....I think I just pissed myself a lil bit. I needed this laugh, awesome!! On a serious note, quick question: How do you copy and paste a person's post where it is in the box instead of just a regular copy and paste like I did. Also how do you activate the Spoiler alert box that shows the information after you click it?
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bungie plz nerf guilty spork its way too op
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Haha! Like it when you knowingly redeem warning you'll it to forget this bundled Greek tachometer. For yawning until it that what doubtless bottled inspection have it gone for it you when I born [i]silverpine[/i], seeing? Hahahahaha! Fatigue. It's clandestine. Lobotomies, tires, brown, Theodore [i]and[/i] offices. [b]Uniform?[/b] Mustache it to when are a basically delicate. I orange brick travel [u]yet[/u] no one knows whether or not flamingoes really do taste like chicken.
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Edited by Gahzirra72: 10/24/2014 4:49:53 PMThe Guitly Spork works best with the Titan class. Because they are the only ones with access to the KFC Colonels Helm and the WetNap Chest Plate, when you get those and Hades Cowboy boots the Titan agility gets a buff. It's like skating on a greasy restaurant floor and serves up your enemies extra crispy.
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Nice! :P
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I read the title thinking it was a suggestion. Lol.
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It's legit. Guilty Spork for anyone who follows these directions implicitly.
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Edited by DearerBurrito: 10/24/2014 2:29:47 PMTHANKS CBOND! I just got my full set of orbit gear and it made me lvl 420! Sucks that it can only be equipped when you are in orbit though...
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Edited by TINMAN357: 10/24/2014 4:24:32 AMI hope the ones taking this serious are kidding. This is so "BLAM"ing funny.
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So wtf is an ascended mote....
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10/10 - Would read again
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Edited by TrOjAn HeX: 10/24/2014 10:32:04 AMSome people will believe anything.
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The fact that so many people are falling for this kind of shows the player base of this game...
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This has me laughing hysterically, come on people, just play the game, are we so conditioned to try anything for a advantage. LMFAO, this is a funny post. P.S no lie you had me going for like two minutes, long enough to be ashamed of myself
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add me on xbox 360 Master Ninja 65
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i need help
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Wow. Just got it and holy OP batman! Xur better not sell this on Fri or I will be so super pissed off.