originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
Found out that the father is moving down to my state in a few days and apparently wants to see me. The last time I saw him I was like 10... So obviously it's going to be really freaking awkward. Honestly, I'd prefer to avoid it altogether, but as I grow up I realise that there's no use burning bridges. And I am a little curious, nonetheless.
Seriously though, what the hell am I supposed to say? "Hey, how were the past 10 years?" :lol
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I'd be straight up with him, "Why did you want to see me after all this time?" Of course, that's assuming he's never ever contacted you within those 10 years (phone calls, emails, Skype, Facebook, letter, etc.)
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"You owe me a ton of presents!"
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You wanna bang? I joke I joke, ask him questions about who is and tell him about yourself.
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Sup dad. You owe me ten years worth of birthday and Xmas presents. For this you must buy me a ps4 and Xbox one with games to go with both consoles. Peace
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Just be nice to him...and I know that may be hard. Act normal and try to create a relationship. Who knows....you might need his help later on. Unless he's a total shit dad.
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Hello... Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes. I can see it in your smile...
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inform him you placed a 6 megaton nuke in his chest cavity 4 years ago and plan to detonate it if he doesn't do the hokey pokey for 3 years straight.
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"Yo."
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Get to know him a little bit more, ask him about what he does, etc. It'll probably be less awkward than you might think. [spoiler]I hope I'm not wrong on that last account. Good luck.[/spoiler]
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fart in his eyeball. let him know you're [i]his[/i] father now.
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Then behead him with your katana.
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"You owe me ten years of allowance"
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Edited by A 3 Legged Goat: 12/6/2013 7:08:01 AMHave dinner with him then fight his clone and his evil army of programs together. wut
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have fun. good luck
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Sing this song to him. Dad! DAAAADDD!!!!!
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"Hi, dad."
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pee in his water supply.
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Say you're sorry for leaving him like that. Seriously, I dunno. I would at least try to rekindle some sort of relationship with him. Did he leave or was it a divorce or? Either way, just act normal. If its awkward its awkward, no getting around that. Its going to be like one of those first date scenarios, but with you know, your dad.
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Well what are the reasons that you haven't seen him in ten years?
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[quote] there's no use burning bridges.[/quote]Akon disapproves.
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Be honest man, straight up about how you feel about everything regarding the two of you. Perhaps you can salvage a relationship with him. Family is important, if you can move past things, try to be one again with each other.
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Haven't seen my Dad for 5 years, honestly think it's been too long. He's got a new family now.
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Where were you?
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