originally posted in:The TopHat Society
1. No female is interested or attracted to YOU.
2. All females you're interested are already in a relationship.
3. All females on the innernets are a waste of time.
4. All females you talk too, they just want to be
"friends".
[spoiler]Prove me wrong 😏👍🏻[/spoiler]
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Partial truth, partial lie. [spoiler]At least in my opinion. Sounds plausible for other ppl.[/spoiler]
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I tried to disagree but the more I thought about it I realized in my case this is true.
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Reminder that Solaris, a gay man is giving you relationship advice
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[quote]4. All females you talk too, they just want to be "friends".[/quote] Pretty sure females don't even wanna be your "friend".
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WHERE TF IS THE BAN SOLARIS OPTION?
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Ahem...[spoiler]ban Solaris[/spoiler]
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No... you are very correct
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Ban Solaris
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Edited by afanoflafear: 3/26/2017 12:55:43 AM[quote]1. No female is interested or attracted to YOU.[/quote]You'd be surprised, despite my short height and [i]ugliness[/i] (assuming such a word exists) this stunning Turkish female took an interest in me during my last year at High School, I was just a surprised as I was excited. [quote]2. All females you're interested are already in a relationship.[/quote]Seems that way [quote]3. All females on the innernets are a waste of time.[/quote]If you're referring to profiles on dating sites being fake or even a scam then I agree. [quote]4. All females you talk too, they just want to be "friends".[/quote]Aha! That's where you're wrong 🙂 Turned down this 1/10 Chinese female in 2014, unnapealing as fuçk. Last year this female who was at the same table as me at a friend's wedding cracked onto me, she was a 6.5/10 at best. I'm 24, she's 21 but looks very young (I guessed her to be 19) Her eyebrows were sorta thick, she's no doubt Italian because of her last name and her profile photo is of her next to the leaning tower but I'm definite she's also a mix of something else because she's dark enough to pass as Indian in my opinion. Well my reason for not embracing her was because she's not Turkish but she didn't turn me off unlike the Chinese female I mentioned.
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[quote]1. No female is interested or attracted to YOU. 2. All females you're interested are already in a relationship. 3. All females on the innernets are a waste of time. 4. All females you talk too, they just want to be "friends" [/quote] 1. Yeah that's true 2. More like 50/50 3. Only a waste of time if they don't live near you 4. 60/40
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Edited by Krishnas Prophet: 3/25/2017 9:33:19 PMYes. If you are an Offtopic user this is probably a pretty universal set of rules.
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Hold on one second... Let me get this straight. There're Females? What are these- [i]What do you call 'em?[/i] -Females?
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[quote]1. No female is interested or attracted to YOU. +++I wouldn't say that. I've had plenty of girlfriends and I had about 1000+ pictures of other girls on my old phone back when I would really be a douche bag and talk to multiple girls. 2. All females you're interested are already in a relationship. +++I find girls in a relationship unattractive personally. I've been cheated on and it sucks. I'd never want to put another person through that. 3. All females on the innernets are a waste of time. +++I have met plenty of catfish. But I've met a couple of good ones. 4. All females you talk too, they just want to be "friends". +++girls make it pretty obvious if they like you or not. That being said I have been friendzoned plenty of times because I misread some signals. But it's literally nothing to sweat over. [spoiler]Prove me wrong 😏👍🏻[/spoiler][/quote]
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Stop acting creepy... that will help.
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What about my mother? She seems to like me [spoiler]no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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1. Apparently there is one, but if could be another case of me just being messed with. 2. Most likely 3. Silly Solaris, there are no girls on the internet! 4. Probably.
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Point 2 tho
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Grills and girls never talk to be
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Not even grils wanna be friends with me :'(