originally posted in:The TopHat Society
[b]Types of Trolls:[/b]
1. The one who's in complete [u]Denial[/u]
2. The one who gets [u]Angry[/u] and rages
3. The one who [u]Bargains[/u] through manipulation
4. The [u]Depressed[/u] one
5. The one that [u]Accepts[/u] being a Troll.
[b]The Troll that's completely in Denial:[/b]
[spoiler]Deflecting everything said, like a cornered rat, looking for things to throw from a shoe to the gum sticking under the shoe.
Type:
- Grammar corrector
- Know it all kid
- Know it all adolescent
- Know it all Man-child
Main use of weapon:
- Nitpicking "Your, You're"
- Repeating
- Defining [/spoiler]
[b]The Angry Troll:[/b]
[spoiler]Usually the one that completely makes a fool of themselves with their reaction to backlash.
Type:
- Angry adolescent children
- The raging Man-child
Main source of weapon:
- Yelling at screen monitors
- Insults and other nonsense.[/spoiler]
[b]The Troll that Bargains:[/b]
[spoiler]The one that attempts to be your friend, the one that tries to be nice or the one hitting on females that are older or younger than themselves.
Type:
- Thirsty children
- Thirsty adolescent
- Thirsty pedestrian
- Suck up annoying kid
- Suck up annoying adolescent
Main source of weapon:
- Catfishing
- Pick up lines
- Luring
- Asking for pictures[/spoiler]
[b]The Depressed Troll:[/b]
[spoiler]The one carrying, spreading and preaching their sadness and depression.
The type that make post about about their love lives...
Type:
- Depressed child
- Depressed Adolescent
- Depressed Man-child
Main use of weapon:
- Shit post
- Love letters[/spoiler]
[b]The one that Accepts that they are a Troll:[/b]
[spoiler]The fools of all fools, Main goal is to achieve "lols" creating or incentivising entertainment on others misery.
Type:
- Shitposter
- Clickbaiter
- Gimmick announcer
- Impersonator
Main use of weapon:
- Attacking
- Spamming
- Announcing
- Triggering
- Spreading around stolen pictures[/spoiler]
Don't forget to take the test on whether or not.. YOU are a Troll.
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/211074179/0/0
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Edited by Ì Prö ÑÆłíś: 8/19/2016 5:18:06 AM[i] [/i]
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[b] [/b]
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Oh dear god I'm all of them.
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In your opinion am i a troll?
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I'm just a playful dick head.
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>Solaris makes post about 5 types of trolls > 1-5=Everyone Offtopic in his eyes
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I'm just a dick
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Bridge trolls, big trolls, small trolls, smelly trolls and hairy trolls?
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Man, those thirsty pedestrians are the wurst.
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Just like my father I strive to become the best troll I can be.
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Which one are you?
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You forgot mythical trolls
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I corrected [b]someone[/b] saying "to" instead of "too" in a thread. I'M SUCH A TROLL!
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Nobody cares lol
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So no moofins T~T [spoiler]*Beings to cry*[/spoiler]
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You're trying way too hard.
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And then there's me, the [i]meme supreme[/i]
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I'm definitely the denial troll. Wait, if I accept that, then I'm not in denial, therefore that doesn't work...
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6. The Homestuck type
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I'm the bridge troll from dora
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What am I?
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Heh takes one to know one
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Did you just call me out?
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Also, Solaris. What type of troll do you consider yourself to be? Always good to hear the OP's opinion.
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[b] [/b]
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You and me are the only non trolls on this site