originally posted in:The City of Stories
Sorry for delay.. :D
[spoiler]The Accident
By
That Girl
Photon was sitting in a classroom. He noticed that the walls were ornately decorated with delicate and intricate birds that were swirling around the room. He was trying listening to the teacher, although it didn't seem like it. All of the sudden, he felt something starting to boil up within his body. A fart. Photon started to panic, realizing that if he let it out, everyone would look at him and wonder what was wrong with him. He knew he couldn't stop it, but maybe he could let it off in gasps. He soon felt the pressure rise, like a damn about to burst and let the river flow. Photon slowly let it out, steadily, trying to be as quiet as possible. Alas, his efforts made it worse. Since he was sitting down, the air compressed and made a swirling, squeaking sound which was almost deafening. The smell was so terrible that everyone in the room was killed, and afterwards, Photon was charged with twenty counts of involuntary man slaughter. He spent 6 years in prison, and vowed to never fart again. [/spoiler]
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Remember kids, don't make the mistake I did. If you have to rip ass, go to the bathroom. If you can't control yourself, stitch up your cheeks like I did. The image of my classmates dying of the fumes haunts me to this day, their bugged out eyes and gagging was truly scarring.
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this is hilarious 11/10