Story Time with That Girl: Story 1

Enjoy peeps. [spoiler]A Good Day By: That Jolly Girl As the new day rolled in, A Damn 14 year old Baby Penguin opened up his restaurant. Today was the day he visited the Offtopic Lounge. He was excited today unknowing of what would happen on this day with the prospect of selling his forum famous Big Ass food. The Offtopic Lounge was silly, salty, and full of the young and old, the brave and bold, and a few squeakers on the side. It was by far though Penguin's best group of customers. As Penguin whistled and threw food and fish at the chat, Monty Python stepped in and screamed above all the others, "Can I have a Big Ass Burger and a Big Ass 320oz Coke?" Penguin halted mid way through slapping a fish in Mr Claus's face, silently acknowledged Python, and went to work to throw together the young man's order. Nearly as soon as Python finished speaking, That Girl stopped explaining to Calvin Harris what she was going to say to him, and shouted with enthusiasm," Penguin, can I have a number 2 Big Ass cookie please?" Penguin was in surprise and shock because the number 2 Big Ass Cookie was an off the menu special, and was rarely ordered. He knew there was going to be a struggle for the Cookie between the numerous customers. He shuddered, and hushed the already violent crowd. Penguin made the difficult decision to make the number 2 Big Ass cookie for That Girl. He quietly gave Python his order, and started to make the legendary cookie of the gods. Once he had finished, he held it up with both hands, and the lounge worshiped it for a moment before giving it to That Girl. Just milliseconds after she bit into the cookie, a riot erupted in the lounge, and That Girl started to choke on the cookie. At that moment Photon Torpedo came into the room to see what the commotion was, and he saw Python giving That Girl air because she was gasping for it due to the severe choking. Soon thereafter, That Girl started bleeding profusely from her abdomen, and in a decisive moment, Photon tore off his shirt and desperately tried to stop the profuse and gruesome bleeding. That Girl spotted Python casually slurping on his now Magical 320oz Big Ass Coke, and started to crawl towards Python and reach for it. Python held it out of reach instinctively, and then decided to pour the glorious, golden liquid on her to save her life. That Girl stopped bleeding and in fact, all of her blood returned to her body, although there was still quite a mess from the blood that had been spilt. Python then looked up in horror to see Photon without a shirt and cursing in the lounge, which was against every rule that Python had ever known to be true. In a moment, and without thought, Python tore his shirt off to give it to Photon because he was breaking the rules. Then Python realized that he too had broken the rule. The ONE RULE. He then collapsed due to the shame, and just laid there, waiting to die. Until... He felt someone poke him softly on his shoulder. It was That Girl. She innocently gazed at him with her piercing blue eyes, softly smiled as her golden blonde hair fell around her bloody shoulders, and helped him up. Then she gave Python and Photon a hug that exceeded 9,000 for saving her life. They both hugged back, two shirtless dudes hugging a blood soaked girl. The Lounge was rejoicing, worshiping the sun, and even though there had been much drama, Penguin knew... In his heart.. That today had been a good day. [/spoiler]