[Nerfed] Episode Numbah One

[i]Welcome to Nerfed, a Destiny mini-series about the antics of a few crazy guardians! I'll be posting episodes at my leisure, 'cuz I don't have the motivation to run on a deadline. (For easier access to these episodes, follow #HouseOfNerf. You'll get to see bonus content that you won't find anywhere else, and I won't have to drag you in here by the eyelashes. It's a win-win!)[/i] ______________________________________ [b]This episode's Cast: -Erik: Male Gunslinger Hunter. Shy and quiet, easily irritated. -Taft: Male Defender Titan. Outgoing and happy, but easily embarrased. -"Fluffy": Female Stormcaller Warlock. Kind, but not too good in combat. Hates being called "Fluffy." Real name unknown.[/b] ______________________________________ [i]*Somewhere deep in The European Dead Zone, in a Rumble match*[/i] [b]E:[/b] "Fluffy, put that down! Dammit, Fluffy!" [b]F:[/b] "Stop calling me Fluffy, and maybe I will!" [b]T:[/b] "Guys, stop fighting! It's just a cloak!" Fluffy and Erik were both tugging at a bright red cloak, which normally adorned Erik's back. Taft, being a natural mediator, tried to step in, but it didn't turn out too well. Erik and Fluffy both stopped fighting for a moment... But Fluffy quickly grabbed Taft's mark instead! [b]T:[/b] "Hey! I worked hard for that mark!" [b]E:[/b] "Oh, it's not 'just a cloak' now, is it?" [b]F:[/b] "Heh, now I've got both of your class items! Aren't you gonna get them back?" Fluffy took off running, followed closely by the others. Luckily for Taft, he was a Titan, so he activated his rocket skates and easily caught up to the warlock. Erik, on the other hand, was not so lucky. As a Hunter, the agility class, it was only natural that he should be the slowest. Wait... Bah, nevermind. Fluffy jumped to a ledge [i]juuuust[/i] out of Erik's reach. Poor Erik was helpless against the warlock's superior jumping skills. [b]E:[/b] "That's just evil..." [b]F:[/b] "Oh, come on. I told you not to call me Fluffy. This is what happens." [b]E:[/b] "......" [b]F:[/b] "You can have your cloak back after you say sorry." [b]E:[/b] "Okay, okay, I'm sor-" *Guardian Down* [b]XxMLG420xX[/b] >,=---- [b]Erik[/b] [b]Shaxx:[/b] "I can't believe what I'm seeing!!!"