Rules / Expectations / Dictation of What's Up

Every surviving structure has order, and that order is given strength with rules. Even lasagna has order. I mean, come on guys. Your age doesn't matter. Your gender doesn't matter. The color of your skin doesn't matter. Your preference of character or subclass doesn't matter. Whether or not you have every trophy the game has to offer doesn't matter. I tell you this, because if you think they will impact how you will be taken here, you're wrong: We simply will not care. If you go on a Raid Lesson run, listen to the guy you decided to learn from. If a player is offering to impart some of their knowledge based on experience with you, you might want to listen. If you're not listening, and have been given ample instruction and chances, you may get kicked from that particular activity, but you will maintain your membership status and the ability to try again another time. THE INTOLERABLE SIX KICKS COMMANDMENTS: 1. Demeaning a player. Jokes are acceptable, but there is a line in the sand, and not everyone has the same stick to draw it with. "U suk scrub, set ur house on fire with all ur games in it so nobody has to play w/ u." 2. Scamming players. If you're a pro gamer, and people actually pay you to play, that's awesome. But if you're on here, advertising yourself away and only offering your help in exchange for anything outside of help in return, you will get banned. "Quid pro quo.. douchebag." (Note: If a player comes to you, and offers to pay you for your professional time, that is acceptable.) 3. Advertising against the group. If you're unhappy with us, or if you feel like you don't want to be associated with us as one of many groups you can be a part of, we understand. But if you decide to smear us on our page, you'll be banned. Not that you'll care, obviously, but I'll get some small feel-bueno out of it. "Guyz, f*ck this, im goin 2 AssHats Anonymous, who w/me?" 4. Knocking other Clans that didn't deserve it. "You guys SUCK, we DESTROYED YOUR SOULS BECAUSE YOUR CLAN SUCKS AND OURS HAS AT LEAST THREE HARDSHELL TACOS." Don't start none, won't be none. We're not here to screw with somebody elses good time. 5. Requirements. "LF 2 more, don't message me unless u have a Vex jockstrap, seven Gjallerhorns on a baseball bat, and sniper that will get a headshot kill in the crucible while standing in the Crota raid." Trying to turn the members into your personal Room of Requirement will eventually get you kicked. 6. Rage quitting. You get D/C'ed at the wrong time, sure, it happens. If it happens a lot, and you just drop out of Crucible or Raids without a heads up, or without finishing what little time is left simply because we're losing, you will be banned so fast that everyone will assume Oryx 'took' you. You start a match with the Clan, then you will either succeed or fail with the Clan, not bounce out to leave your teammates to die. Stick together until Shaxx calls it, or until you've wiped a fair amount of times and have given the Raid leader a heads up that this is your last attempt. "F*ck this guys, you're terrible, good luck finding someone else to finish this Clash scrubs."/ "F*ck this, I'm out, never invite me to a Raid again." All claims against you made by other players will be investigated, and documented. You will have the ability to speak for yourself. We want you to succeed. We want you to have fun! We want you to elbow drop your friend's baked goods, no matter how long it took to make. Have you ever karate chopped fresh brownies? Simply amazing.