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Congrats, you're one step closer to your grave.
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Defeat the forces of evil.
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Go to a club, meet some nice cougars and get them to buy you drinks. Then celebrate the evening with a nice cigar while you get your dick sucked.
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You know it's a good birthday if you find one of your friends dead in an alley with cocaine and hookers
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Post here ofc! Actually go to the nearest city and get your ass some bitches
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Tons of $1 Hookers
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Fuk bitches get money