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Check your porch, and give the dog waiting there 201.50 copies of Destiny 2. Finally, return to the lake of the loch Ness monster, preferably in the morning. Sacrifice a Year 1 Destiny player, but save a few drops of blood for the potion you'll make later. Tree fiddy drops of blood, to be exact. Then, perform the toast/envelope ritual with the lock Ness monster. If the monster kicks you in the balls, start all over. On the other hand, if you get the response that confirms its love for you, then you must marry the loch Ness monster, and impregnate it. Finally, raise the child to the age of 13, get the child a Bungie.net account, and then teach him to become troll. Once your child has created a post that has received over 100 upvotes, you may be able to realize that Offtopic is not for Destiny related posts. Edit: The potion. DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE. IF YOU READ THIS NOW, YOU MUST REPLY [quote]Please forgive me loch Ness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.[/quote] [spoiler]To make the potion, mix the blood with a gallon of bleach. You must feed half to your loch Ness monster wife, and the other half to your child. They will have a message, in 2 parts. One will say the first part, and the other will say the second part. Only then, will you understand that you need to tap your post, tap the 3 dots, hit edit, and change #gaming to #Destiny2.[/spoiler] [spoiler]This was written by Violet Varlerie. Don't copy without permission, or I will report you to the bulli police for stage 13 bulli.[/spoiler]
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By decree of President Doob you are hereby sentenced to Swesticle. At precisely "now-oclock" you will be downvoted by the subforum until dead. If you wish to confer any earthly Pepes, Puppies, or porches to surviving relatives, please compensate the court in the amount of $201.50 before the appointed downvnvoting. May Lenny have mercy on your soul. [i]~From our most valuable resource "Krishnas"[/i]
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Edited by PatrickYB: 9/15/2017 12:35:27 AMWhen you post in your clan, make sure to check the box "members only" before posting, your post is currently public in the wrong sub-forum. Destiny or LFG topics don't belong here. Tap post Tap three little dots Tap edit Check the "members" only box Erase the #gaming hashtag Replace it by #recruitment Tap ok This will move your post where it should be, in the #recruitment sub-forum.