Yeah, you think you're old. You criticize squeakers and proudly claim love for the old school. But are you Rise of Old Dudes old? Do you remember when Metallica was awesome? As in Cliff Burton awesome? Did you grow up wholly convinced that you were going to die via nuclear holocaust? Are you a veteran gamer, from the days of fat pink plane vs 3 little green planes in Combat...finding the Easter egg in Adventure...airborne cheerleader halftime crotch shot in Tecmo Bowl...ad infinitum? We are older than shit. However, we like to band together to raid, go on strikes, patrol, rip it up in the crucible, you name it. We have girlfriends, wives, teenagers and babies. We get that real life comes first. We do not blast shit like Two Chainz or Rick Ross in the background. We joke, a lot. Most importantly we help each other. And we love to kill stuff. Join us, won't you?