Canadian beard facts part 3 Canadian beards are sturdy enough, they can be used to debark a tree. A full Canadian beard has the same tensil strength as 200 thread count flannel. When a Canadian beard and it's closest cousin, the Viking long beard, comes within 50 feet of each other they will begin to hum at 27 hertz. Science has no explanation as to why. A Canadian beard can break down and devour a pancake in .37 seconds. Canadian beards intimidate sea otters. The most ancient Canadian beards, or silverchins as they are most commonly known. Can sense the onset of a hockey brawl several second before, even the most attentive of, referees.